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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Misplaced Lens Cap
PR's Tumblrdome
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styofa doing anything
Discoholic šŖ©
izzy's playlists!
Acquired Stardust
Peter Solarz
Andulka
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
oozey mess
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Game of Thrones Daily
Cosmic Funnies
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Hi!
Iām Ophelia, and this is my side blog dedicated to Lalaloopsy & other doll lines/girly media I like. Iām not as active here as on my main, but this is where all of my Monster High posting is now.
Main ā> @swanonymous
Other sideā> @saskiapologist
the only thing i miss about g1 monster high that i wish they kept in g3 monster high is that in g1 lagoona called someone a cunt and got in trouble for it.
like i kinda get why they removed it but also itās hysterical to imagine all the monster high-ified words and then lagoona is like Alright cunt!
Monster High pride memes (might doodle them if I find time šš)
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
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Screw it, MOANICA G3 šÆļø
BOO-REAKING NEWS FOR 2027!!
- Carnival Frights - $27 line featuring Drac, Frankie and the debut of Elissabat!
- Self-Scare Secrets 3 - Clawdeen & Jinafire!
- Core Refresh - Twyla & Venus!
- Claws and Charms - $33 line featuring Drac and Clawdeen!
- Dreamspell - Sleepover Moonspell line featuring Claire, Carina, and Rae!
- KPop Demon Hunters Skullector 2-pack!
Okay okay thoughts:
FUCK YEAH ELISABAT and theyāre revisiting that carnival idea!!! Yayyy. Please Gooliope š
KPDH two pack? Okay slay honestly. Just please donāt give Rumi some fuckass sword heels
soon...
965 days left
None of these are the same haircut wtf
Left - Fuckass bob
Middle - Actual emo cut they were going for
Right - Karen cut (Iām sorry)
It's eah 13th anniversary š„š„ we up
pickles BLT
My sister forced me to draw this
Gun to my head
Welcome... Samantha?
"Who are you?"
"I'm you with rooted hair."
"Oh my God."
ITāS MY GIRLāS BIRTHDAY!!!
Shout out to this little button eyed freak who made me love cheeseburgers. I wouldnāt be who I am today without her, lmao.
Assigning gemstones to Disney Princesses
Because hey, why not?
Snow White - Ruby (looks like an apple)
Cinderella - Diamond (her whole filmās color palette has that vibe)
Aurora - Alexandrite (depending on how you look at it, itās pink, green, or blueā just like the fairies!)
Ariel - Pearl (lol)
Belle - Topaz (specifically a yellow one to match her ballgown)
Jasmine - Sapphire (like the jewel on her headpiece)
Mulan - Black opal (because, just like her, it seems ordinary until you look closer and see all its hidden colors. Can you tell who my favorite is?)
Tiana - Peridot (matches her main theme color)
Rapunzel - Amethyst (again, matches her theme color)
Merida - Emerald (say it with me nowā it matches her theme color)
Moana - Aquamarine (itās believed to be a good luck charm for sailors)
Raya - Blue moonstone (looks closest to the dragon gem)
SCENE GHOULIA SCENE GHOULIA SCENE GHOULIA
This was all I could think of as I was getting ready this morning šššš
