The Cutest Criminal

Not new to lifting scene but never lifted. Under 18 so no doxxing. Probably the nicest theif you'll ever encounter.

[texasisfrigginhot]

SO these are my first couple hauls since I started lifting this month and making this blog… I guess you could say I’m a natural at it LOL. This is everything I’ve gotten within about a week and a half WOOOW. (ALSO: I’m a broke full-time college student and full-time cashier with $6,000 in personal debt before I was introduced to the world of liftblr. Lifting has already helped me pay ~$1,000 off of my debt JUST THIS MONTH - the most I have every paid in an entire year. You can critize me for this but I really could care less lol.) TOTAL LIFTED: $3,729.24 | Victoria’s Secret | White Body by VS Bra - $44.50 Black & Pink Silk Robe - $168.00 Gray Body Bra by VS - $44.50 Pink & Gray VS Pajama Set - $54.50 Pink Lace Body Bra by VS - $56.50 Gray & Pink Silk Robe - $168.00 Blue Silk Robe - $49.50 Dream Angels Lined Demi Bra in Lotus Pink Boheme Lace (38DDD) - $59.50 Dream Angels Fishnet Lace Cheekini Panty (Large) - $16.50 Dream Angels Lined Demi Bra in Lotus Pink Boheme Lace (32DDD) - $59.50 Dream Angels Fishnet Lace Cheekini Panty (Small) - $16.50 | Ulta | Urban Decay Naked Skin Ultra Definition Powder Foundation - $36.00 Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer - $28.00 It Cosmetics Bye Bye Pores Airbrush Silk Pressed Anti-Aging Finishing Powder - $29.00 Stila Smudge Stick Waterproof Eye Liner in “Damsel” - $22.00 Too Faced Melted Lipstick (Melted Nude) - $21.00 Urban Decay All-Nighter Makeup Setting Spray - $30.00 Tartlette Palette - $45.00 Tarteist Lip Paint (TBT) - $20.00 Tarteist Lip Liner (Latergram) - $18.00 Stila Smudge Stick Waterproof Eye Liner (Gilded) - $22.00 Better Than Sex Mascara - $23.00 Better Than Sex Mascara - $23.00 Too Faced Sweethearts Perfect Flush Blush - $30.00 Stila Shimmer Shine Deluxe Beauty Set (Foil finished eyeshadow/Lip Glaze/HUGE Extreme Lash Mascara) - $20.00 It Cosmetic Brushes Experience Velvet Ultimate 5-Piece Face Eye Brush Set - $98.00 It Cosmetics Brush Bath Spray - $18.00 | Loft | White Blouse with Lace Sleeves - $59.50 Red Lightweight Sweater - $39.99 Olive Shiny Blouse - $39.99 Loose Jade Green Shiny Blouse - $39.50 Loose Black Blouse - $30.50 Black Blouse - $29.99 | Sephora | Urban Decay Brown Box (Brown Sugar) - $30.00 Urban Decay Naked Skin Foundation (friend helped lift it) - $40.00 Benefit They’re Real Push-Up Liner (friend helped lift it) - $24.00 | Dillard’s | Anastasia Brow Powder Duo (Ebony) - $23.00 Anastasia Dipbrow Pomade (Dark Brown) - $23.00 Anastasia Pointed Eyeliner Brush - $18.00 Stila Color Balm Lipstick (Elyssa) - $22.00 Stila Lush Lips Water Plumping Primer - $21.00 Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick (Bellissima) - $24.00 Cole Haan Black Leather Purse (!!!) - $228.00 LMNT Twinkle Lights (x2) - $20.00 Northface Jacket - $99.00 Red Blouse - $88.00 | Lush | Lemon Flutter Cuticle Butter (not pictured lost it somewhere after lifting lol) - $17.95 | Old Navy | Rose Gold/Brown Reversible Tote - $34.94 Red Wallet - $14.94 Black Wallet - $14.94 Black Wristlet (not pictured) - $9.94 White Mesh Athletic Socks 3-pack - $6.50 | Anthropologie | Volluspa Santiago Huckleberry Candle - $26.00 Aquarius Blue Jewelry Dish - $14.00 Lavender Floral “J” Mug - $8.00 Aviator Sunglasses - $58.00 Lebeskind Berlin Leather Watercolor Striped Crossbody Purse - $138.00 Lavender Floral “A” Mug (Gift for Manager) - $8.00 Miss Albright Specialty World City Lavender Leather Sunglasses Case - $42.00 Albeit Sugar Rose Lip Scrub - $14.00 “Coffee Tea from Around the World” Gold Foil 2016 Wall Calendar - $20.00 The 500 Hidden Secrets of Paris by Marie Farman (Gift for Roommate) - $25.00 Birthday Card (Gift for Roommate) - $6.00 Assortment of 2 Notebooks - $14.00 | Francesca’s | “It’s the Little Things” Manicure Travel Set - $22.00 “Stuff Every Mom Should Know” Book - $12.00 | Marshall’s | Kate Spade iPad Case - $50.00 Coach iPad Case - $80.00 Sexy Hair Root Plump Plus - $13.00 Leather Pill Bag (Not Pictured) - $20.00 Soapbox 100% Natural Black Hand Soap - $4.00 Big Sexy Hair Root Pump Plus - $13.00 Batiste Dry Shampoo - $6.00 | Academy | Nike Sports Bra (Grey) - $30.00 Nike Sports Bra (Grey) - $30.00 Nike Sports Bra (Black) - $30.00 Nike Sports Bra (White) - $30.00 Nike Sports Bra (Blue) - $30.00 Nike Sports Bra (Yellow) - $30.00 Nike Grey Legend Leggings - $68.00 Nike Workout Longsleeve (Grey) - $45.00 Nike Workout Longsleeve (Black) - $45.00 Nike Supreme Training Shoes (Black) - $69.99 Nike Winflow 2 Running Shoes - $89.99 BCG Black Workout Jacket - $35.00 Under Armour Workout Leggings - $50.00 | Urban Outfitters | Book: Instructions for Happiness and Success - $16.95 Book: 52 Small Changes for the Mind - $16.95 Book: Spark Joy - $18.99 Book: The New Health Rules - $19.95 | Bath & Body Works | Black Rubber Scentportable Holder - $5.50 Car Air Freshener Packets x 4 - $14.00 Tru Blue Spa Face Scrub - $6.00 Tru Blue Spa Callus Treatment - $6.00 Hand Sanitizer - $1.75 | Nordstrom’s Rack | Black Sole Society Leather Booties - $90.00 | Walmart | Dingy Black Purse (lol to help me lift before I got the Cole Haan) - $16.00 | Container Store | Swell Water Bottle - $35.00 Flint Retractable Lint Roller (not pictured) - $7.00 Sweater Stone (Fuzz Remover - not pictured) - $8.00 Portable Black Charger (not pictured) - $20.00 | Kroger | Tekkai PrX Reparatives Shampoo - $20.00 Tekkai PrX Reparatives Conditioner - $20.00 Tekkai PrX Reparatives Intense Fortifying Masque - $25.00 Tekkai PrX Reparatives Shampoo (for roommate) - $20.00 Tekkai PrX Reparatives Intense Fortifying Masque (for roommate) - $25.00 Batiste Dry Shampoo Dark & Deep Brown - ? Chi 44 Iron Guard Spray (for roommate) - ? Neutrogena Naturals Purifying Pore Scrub (x2) - ? Neutrogena Naturals Multivitamin Nourishing Moisturizer - ? Neutrogena Naturals Makeup Wipes - ? Always Radiant Pads - ? Venus Embrace Razor - ? Cat Food - ? Laundry Pods - ?

[kleptoliftic-blog]

HOLY MOTHERFUCK

[lowkey-wannalift-blog]

OKAY WOW. How much of this did you boost? More, specifically, what do you boost and where do you boost? 

[texasisfrigginhot]

Trying to ease into boosting later on when I can, since I just started I wanted to practice and get more experience first. Plus… I’m more focused on getting the items I want for myself rn anyways 😅

[lowkey-wannalift-blog]

Ohhh. When you said that you were able to pay off $1000 I just assumed it was from boosting. Yaaaas girl, you lift all the stuff for yourself!!!

[ittybittylifter-blog]

Goals man, holy fuck

[liftylouwho]

I don’t know if this is just a me thing, but wouldn’t it be cool to have a lifters retreat?

We all meet up in Vegas. Stay in a hotel for a few days. Go on group lifting sprees. Share secrets and stories and have just a huge lifters sleepover and idk I get excited just thinking about spending actual time with people who enjoy this as much as I do.

And then at the end we take a mass haul photo.

Idk man, just thoughts

[sassylittlelifters-deactivated2]

This is actually so cute.

[leolifter]

this sounds like a fun idea if there are no snitches in the group!

[littlemisskittenlift]

I would be so fucking down!!!

[babygrabber-deactivated20170905]

I feel like we would all be so shocked to meet each other. Like someone you thought was the cutest little lifter is actually 6'3" and arm wrestled the entire football team once and the lifter you thought would be bad ass with like 6 piercings and a tattoo is actually 4'10" and wears circle skirts and pink 24/7 and is scared of needles, the dark, and ghosts.

[this-probably-aint-legal]

FUCK YES

[no-corners-deactivated20160918]

harley quinn ain’t cis

[deargrimreaper]

And maybe even capitalism.

[coryruinseverything]

Please money reaper

[xdark-sidex]

Plz I’m starting college

[jhameia]

if enough of us invoke him maybe it will work

[theanthonydez]

shiiit. let’s go

[thewetblankie]

I’ll reblog to kill capitalism

[this-probably-aint-legal]

Could u please explain in detail how to do the walk out w groceries?

okay, once more for the people in the back.

1. Reusable bags are your friend. buy them. lift them. i dont care. just get your hands on them. get enough to carry everything you want. be smart.

2. know your store. if its a small HEB or Walmart, be careful, but since holidays are coming up use the crowds to your advantage.

3. take items off shelf. put in bag. congrats, ur done with the hard part.

4. when ur ready to walk out, do it. just walk out. using your legs, you take one step at a time until you’re out the door and into the parking lot. if ur nervous, pretend to be on the phone or bring someone to talk to so u can calm ur nerves. if ur store has two entrances, walk in one and out the other. if it has one, be careful of who is near the door when you enter and exit. if they’re different greeters, great. if not, still smile and say have a good day.

then get in ur car, go home, and put food away.

done.das it.

TIPS: carry old receipts with u so you can pretend to look at them when you walk out the door. greeters dont usually stop u when u look busy or are suuuper nice. u can walk out down an empty aisle if i want to seem less sus, that way you’re walking out with everyone else who just dropped 150 bucks on food.get things you need, not things you want.

probs gonna make a masterpost, but once again, not until after finals. this shit got me fucked up stress wise, so ya.

[this-probably-aint-legal]

yo u sexy mfs.

this is for the anon that had the question about grocery walkouts.

*****UPDATE******

Last night i was walking out with some goodies from my local HEB and as soon as I exited the door, the wheels locked up. I’m guessing it has something to do with people stealing baskets or whatever, but i wasn’t able to move it at. all. i freaked out bc this has never happened to me, and i just grabbed all the shit in my basket and hauled ass to my car. SO something to look out for is: some stores might start doing this as well. check your baskets BEFORE you walk into the store. IF THEY HAVE A CONTRAPTION ON THE FRONT OR REAR WHEELS (im talking like a big black rubber lookin’ thing or something that doesn’t not look like it belongs) DO NOT GRAB THE BASKET AND JUST CARRY THE BAGS YOURSELF. sure you’re not gonna get all the things you need, but its definitely better to be safe than sorry. That’s what my roommate and I decided to do in order to still get food without it being too risky.

BE SMART AND BE SAFE OUT THERE KIDDOS

-tpal 💕

[liftmeafucktogive]

Gotta love tumblr where drugs are almost glorified even though many times buying drugs means supporting some really bad shady groups/cartels, but stealing an eye palette with 25 cents worth of powdered dust priced at 54 dollars is worthy of death threats and anonymous hate.

[libraliftr-blog]

Drugs are “tumblr aesthetic” whatever tf that means

[vegassugarbaby]

Baby, all I want for Christmas is

16 digit credit card number, expiration date (M/Y), CVV code, and billing address.

[babybears-lifts-deactivated2016]

Mall Haul+

American Eagle:

Olive Lounger [$44.95]

White Embellished Top [$34.95]

Black Embroidered Top [$34.95]

Lacey Sleeveless Crop Top [$19.95]

Victoria’s Secret:

No Show Panties x 7 [$14.50 each = $101.50]

Pink’s V-Neck White Shirt [$19.95]

Bath and Body Works:

A Thousand Wishes Body Mist [$14.00]

Paris Amour Shower Gel [$12.50]

French Lavender and Honey Body Cream [$13.00]

Cinnamon Spiced Vanilla Hand Sanitizer x 2 [$1.75 each = $3.50]

I’m So Fancy Raspberry Sparkle Hand Sanitizer [$1.75]

You’re A Gem Hand Sanitizer [$1.75]

Cactus Flower and Coconut [$1.75]

Black and 3D Daisy Pocket Bac [$5.50]

Glittery Dusty Rose Pocket Bac [$3.50]

Target:

Pink Merona Double Zipper Wallet [$16.99]

Mossimo Tribal Print Coin Purse [$6.99]

Ulta:

Smashbox Be Legendary Lip Gloss (Pout) [$20]

Nyx Matte Lip Stick (Zen Orchid) [$5.99]

Conair Impressions Floral Brush [$4.99]

Elle Hair Pins [$15]

Spencer’s:

Disney Princess Jasmine Mug [$9.99]

7 Function Bullet Vibrator (Precious Golden Passion) [$14.99]

Grand Total: $408.44

[liftliketheresnolp]

Staples haul! My friend helped me ring w fake transaction for the printer, label maker, and backpack and the other things went in my bag. Total was almost $3,000 lmao

[lowkey-wannalift-blog]

Yas @ the backpack!! Do they tag backpacks or nah? I really need a new one!!!

[liftliketheresnolp]

Nope it wasn’t tagged.

[ittybittylifter-blog]

Yoooo what the fuck, lmao. Great haul

[sassylittlelifters-deactivated2]

So I appear to court today and they are dropping the charges if I do community service. I’m relieved my petty theft isn’t a big deal because this is my first offence.

Anyways I’m grateful to be given a chance and no criminal record.

I didn’t need to ask for diversion or anything.

Ps. no questions on anon please yall pissing me off, go find the post I made a week ago thx

Shout out to my mean anons wishing me to go to jail….. yall act like I killed someone bye

Anyways stay safe lovelies.

-J

[ittybittylifter-blog]

So glad it wasn't worse, be safe xoxo

[sassyabrahamlincoln]

imagine caring so much about gender conformity that you just color code your entire family

[tinicatlifts-blog]

I’m very confused about the woman and baby in white. Are they. Ghost gender

[brokelmao-blog]

I SCREAMED AT THE LAST COMMENT

[haul-e-berry-deactivated2016040]

Non-lifting blogs that follow me:

I assume y'all are low-key lifters jsyk

[grandlarcenybitch-deactivated20]

My First Time Lifting Alcohol :))))))

Liquor Store:

Smirnoff Pear Vodka- $16.99

Marshall’s:

Nair Hair Remover Lotion x2- $9.98

Nair Hair Remover Strips- $8.75

Sally Hansen Wax Strip Kit- $4.71

Batiste Dry Shampoo x4- $18

Coconut Oil- $9.99

Candles x2- $5.98

Black Tank Top- $5.99

American Eagle Top- $5.99

Hollister Top- $7.99

Hollister Sweater- $10

Jean Vest- $12.99

Tan Tank Top- $12.99

Michael Kors Wallet- $49.99

Pom Pom- $???

Total- $163.35

Grand Total: $180.34

Another mini haul since I had a half day yesterday and was bored- but I’m going to my absolute FAVORITE mall on Monday and my goal is to break $2,000, so stay tuned

[tinicatlifts-blog]

How’d you steal so much from marshalls?

[grandlarcenybitch-deactivated20]

So I generally get the clothes I want first, and as I’m selecting things I casually slip them off the hanger and drape them over my arm (if any SA asks me about it I can just say I don’t want to deal with hangers.)  Then I take a brightly colored coat/sweater and cover all the other clothes on my arm with it. 

Now in the back of the store, where all the shelved items are, I have a really good blindspot.  Here I slip all the clothes into my bag but keep the brightly colored item on my arm.  Next I go to the skincare/beauty and purse/wallet sections, slip those items under the same jacket/sweater I used to conceal the clothes, and then wander back to my blind spot to conceal those. 

Now I go to the fitting rooms (they count thoroughly at my location, which is why I always conceal before I go in instead of trying to double hang) and I detag as needed.  Then I give the SA the decoy item I never intended to buy, and leave with my new shit :))))))))))))

[tinicatlifts-blog]

I have the blood orange candle, might go back to get some other ones :) thanks so much for tips!

[grandlarcenybitch-deactivated20]

Omg I literally had like five candles in my hand that I wanted but a bitch had to hold himself back or else I wouldn’t have had room for the liquor 

Vodka > Candles

[tinicatlifts-blog]

I want the pine one, the bergamot one, and the tobacco one

[babygirl-grabs-blog]

up next, walmart haul! a couple of these things are gonna end up being gifts, but you get the idea!! the chi had no kind of rfid tagging on the box + no source tags either surprisingly, shout-out to my store for not thinking to do it✌🏻️💕 – ♡ misc. groceries [NP] - ~$100 ♡ heather gray sports bra - $12 ♡ boot socks (3) - $14 ♡ 50 pack tea lights - $2 ♡ fragrance oil (6) - $27 ♡ oil warmer - $8 ♡ kiss 5-pack false lashes - $9 ♡ physician’s sexy eye trio - $12 ♡ physician’s va va voom mascara - $9 ♡ physician’s shimmer cream shadows - $10 ♡ physician’s shimmer strip eyeliner trio - $10 ♡ physician’s nude wear blush - $12 ♡ physician’s nude wear illuminator - $13 ♡ paris hilton heiress body mist - $8 ♡ minajesty body mist - $9 ♡ michael kors gold perfume - $49 ♡ kiss fantasy press-on nails (3) - $24 ♡ impress pink/gold press-on nails - $6 ♡ pink friday perfume - $20 ♡ miracle gel polish (4) - $28 ♡ opi nail polish - $9 ♡ black fleece tights - $8 ♡ bronze statement earrings - $5 ♡ 9-pc gold midi ring set - $3 ♡ silver ribbon crimps (3) - $6 ♡ silver cross chain strand (2) - $8 ♡ gold jump rings - $4 ♡ iridescent bracelet cording (2) - $4 ♡ alphabet beads (3) - $10 ♡ black pony beads - $3 ♡ princess bead pack - $4 ♡ minajesty perfume - $20 ♡ chi air straightening iron - $87 ♡ black coffee tumbler - $10 ♡ cuddlduds boot socks (3) - $18 ♡ foldable storage box - $4 – ♡ TOTAL: $654 ♡

[perfectdisney]

[princessklepto]

me @ lp

[liftingcuteshit]

If a shoplifter eats the booty like groceries, do they also shoplift the booty?

They shoplift the booty, then eat it like groceries.

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[ballzarecool]

Hope this post delays my test tomorrow

[liftingchihuahua-blog]

I need money :c