FUCK THE SYSTEM

If you're in Canada, I'm looking for a lifting buddy!

[puglifting]

Haul from the last three weeks:

2 Michael Kors Hamilton: $228 each Another Michael Kors purse not pictured, not positive of the style because I lifted and gave it to a friend: 250 Michael Kors wallet: 102.99 Instax Mini 8: 100 A mophie case I already have on my phone: 99.95 Also not pictured bc I’m too lazy to pull it all out and price it but three shirts from target and a shit ton of make up from ultra

Total: 1008.94 before tax

[stolenmerch-deactivated20160917]

to celebrate my new lifting purse i took it out for a little spin at winners and dollarama since they were both in the same plaza 😋

WINNERS Pink Rose cardigan: 25$ Derek Heart sweater: 20? i think i took off the tag so im not sure Tommy Hilfiger bra: 17$ Bella Beauty sponge: 7$ Caramel flavouring: $5 (not pictured)

Total: 74

DOLLARAMA Conair curlers: 3$ Eylure lashes: 2$ WHOLE LOTTA SOCKS: 9$ in total Pencil case: 1.25$ Tic Tacs x2: 2$ i guess idk

Total: 17.25$

GRAND TOTAL: 91.25$

[toasterstrudellifter-deactivate]

Always look for these types of tags! I work at a shoe store and this women I just rang up was walking out when she beeped and she was like this always happens to me and she moved part of her jacket and it beeped and she noticed this tag and I offered to cut it for her And she was like I’ve had this jacket for 10 years?!?!??

[texasisfrigginhot]

Masterpost: How to Save Space & Stay Organized While Lifting:

Want to avoid getting caught just because SAs notice your bag looks lumpy as fuck when you leave a store? Want to stay organized and not constantly shuffle around the shit ton of clothes you just stole in your bags between stores?? Want to fit even more of those delightfully sinful clothes in any bag your evil hearts desire??? Want to skip the extra trips having to dump your stolen goodies in your car cause you can’t control your lifting habit???? Want to finally organize the disgusting piles of all your hauls that have been collecting dust in your bedroom?????

Here you go u filthy animals.

Step-by-step illustrations on how to properly fold clothes in life, I tried this out today and sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker it works wonders for lifting. (Taken from a book I lifted called “Spark Joy”)

Example: fold shirts this way and stack at bottom of your bag, and throw an unfolded item on top to cover the clothes. No stores will ever fold your new clothes this neat so it’s best to cover them to make it look natural if you have an open shopping bag.

*** Please note that this only works in fitting rooms or if you go to the mall restrooms after hitting a store… please don’t attempt this on the store floor lmao cuz obviously ur done 4 if someone saw you folding shit this way out in the open.

Let me know if you try this and it works out for you too!!!

Much love 🐒❤️

[this-probably-aint-legal]

god bless 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[stealing-your-heart-blog]

YeeeEEEES 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[evil-lifter-deactivated20170110]

The “I had to spend all weekend on a retreat with my work and now I need to get rid of stress” haul 🌱🌿✨

This is from Macy’s and Sephora and Books Inc.

✨Ralph Lauren white purse $74 ✨Kate Spade wallet $148 ✨lampshade tank $16 ✨patterned tunic $24 ✨blue tunic $24 ✨black basic shirt $16 ✨ Elizabeth&James Nirvana perfume $24 ✨Gucci guilty perfume $29 ✨ Cartier baiser volé (stolen kiss, how cute) $24 ✨Bobbi Brown intensive skin serum concealer $20 ✨blotting papers $4 ✨Shakti coloring book $19

Total: ✨🎉$417🎉✨

[vnznjin]

i’m in love with this haul omgg 💘

[intheicyairofnight]

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman

[liftingbarbie-blog]

☺️

[lilangelbbyxx]

My lifted palette collection except the urban decay stuff and I’m obviously addicted to lorac

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Kris and I’s haul yesterday. From left to right: Grocery store (lots more was in my car!) PINK, Ulta, Sally’s, and Nike (above and below).

[cosmobandit]

Iconic

[ittybittyliftingcommittee-blog]

Jfc

[littleqlifter-blog]

How

[lovelylillifter-blog-deactivate]

oml

[liftedlifter-deactivated2017030]

Look what came in the mail today bitches! My “bobby pin” holder😜

[baby-lifter-deactivated20160229]

that’s a rlly smart idea to disguise it!!

[stealing-your-heart-blog]

That’s actually hella cute and smart wow I should do this to mine

[liftylouwho]

Brilliant. You’re a true innovator

[girlymecha]

sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them

but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog

i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests

welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you

[confessionsofaliftaholic]

My friend sent me her lush haul. Sign me the fuck up

[yourlocalbrokebitch]

MF LIFTING GOALS

[liftingfairy-blog]

This is like my whole collection omg how

[princessklepto]

I dont have a lifting blog. I just wanted to add my commentary. I work hard, I've been working since I was 15. I worked my way up from a shitty minimum wage job up the corporate ladder and I now make a very comfortable salary at a large company. Despite my salary, I still lift. It's my own insurance policy - I'll always have cash if I need it bc im not spending it on stupid shit. I have worked too damn hard to squander my cash on shit like TP, pet food, healthy groceries, etc, so I take it.

^^

[ittybittyliftingcommittee-blog]

Exactly this.

[ms-ann-thrope-blog1]

b&w haul

bra~ $52 garter belt~ $25 panties~ $12.50 bodysuit~ $68 modern crew x 3~ $50.85 earrings~ $14.50 total~ $222.85

[prettygirlslift-blog]

I missed you assholes

Kate Spade 9 wallets $1305

Feel free to welcome me back, bitches.

[liftinglux-deactivated20151005]

SHIT

[tocatchakitten-blog]

Omygod

[xo-prettylifter]

inspo to boosting plans with that KS

[haulsohardmfwannafineme-deactiv]

2 Alarm Tags

Guys, I’m dying. This site has way better how-to videos on removing tags with magnets than I ever will. #research 

http://www.alphaworld.com/en/our-solutions/instructional-product-videos/

[liftladychuu]

^^^^^^^^^^^ holy shit they’re making this too easy

[i-lift-bro]

Please tag your porn

[imliftingincanada]

Excellent

[istoleandrewtori-blog]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT

[vnznjin]

you gOT IT HOLY FUCK 😍❤️