The Itty Bitty Snitty Committee

A one-man team of short, snarky goodness.

[lukehumphris]

A comic I did about toxic masculinity. You can read the whole comic over at the nib here: https://thenib.com/toxic-masculinity

[moosekleenex]

My partner made a very important comic for the Nib.

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

So very good.

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[wilwheaton]

We are all Buzz Aldrin.

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

Yikes TM 😂😂😂 and also a little 😑

[daddy-doms-are-gross]

we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.

[daddy-doms-are-gross]

when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste. 

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

It isn’t just retail.  I used to work at a high-poverty elementary school (100% free/reduced lunch).  Like these people were so hungry that they all got free breakfast, free lunch, and the local food bank provided take-home bags for the weekends plus regular community dinners, free food at parent teacher conferences, etc.  And guess what? They threw ALL leftover cafeteria food in the dumpster.  No one was allowed to take any home because that might encourage “employee theft.” Like they were legit afraid that you had to either hand it all directly to kids or throw it in the dumpster or those tricky employees might somehow get away with some food theft scheme.  (This is actually what my principal said was the district’s reasoning.)  400 hungry kids and their hungry families--plus all the underpaid teachers and support personnel, many of whom received SNAP or WIC benefits--couldn’t take home food destined for the trash on the off-chance that the three cafeteria employees might implement some grand scheme to steal soggy tater tots and powdered mashed potatoes.   I never came within a hundred miles of a vendor contract while working there, but the rumors were that it was a stipulation of our commercial food vendor.  

Seriously, late capitalism is evil.  

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

I’m having a hard time mustering up the optimism to believe we can stop the net neutrality train wreck. Donald Trump?  Roy Moore?  Members of MY OWN FRIENDS GROUP AND FAMILY publicly declaring that “enough men have suffered from these fake rape claims and the witch hunt needs to end”?  

I’m so tired.  

[rubyetc]

This was a page in my fat yellow brick of a book that came out almost a year to the day. Let everyone’s stuff be noisy over there, that’s fine, keep doing your thing etc. 

[xkcds]

No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!

How to Make Friends [Explained]

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

*Me, yelling after them as they hurry away*: I just need to overexplain like 17 more things about my initial invitation before you decide whether or not you like me!!

[pusheen]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

8yo: “The waiter at the trampoline park is FANCY!” Me: “Oh yeah?” 8yo: “Yeah! He started filling my cup low, then lifted the pitcher WAY up high! He spilled some in my lap though.”

FANCY!

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

#goals

[bob-belcher]

[windyblows]

I laughed til I cried cause this is relatable

[archiemcphee]

Wrong Hands owns the complete set of books on tape. What about you?

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

Pfft, that’s no complete set. He’s missing Washi Tape Vol. 1

[bob-belcher]

[whenalibrarian]

Where’s My Melissa McCarthy Gif?

When a librarian has to stop, mouth open, from discussing the Outlander series because someone is afraid of spoilers from a 2001 novel.

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

Oh yeah like YOU have time to read every series right as it comes out?! PUHLEASE

[wilwheaton]

(via 💖 diesel sweeties by @rstevens 🤖)

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Some place where no man ever feels compelled to comment on my clothes, my body, my reproductive choices, their perception of how my husband must feel about things I do or say... so, the bottom of the Mariana Trench, I guess?

[staff]

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

Do I have the option to make all the stuff *I actually follow* be "best stuff" and keep all the "in your orbit" and ads BS at the bottom?

Also I think it's hilarious how various social media sites take LiveJournal features from 15 years ago and are like "ooohh look what we just thought up!" Sigh, I miss you LJ.

[rubyetc]

lol

[shencomix]

[ittybittysnittycommittee]

What alley does this guy hustle in? Asking for a friend