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@itzneverni-blog
Hey....??? Anyway!
Sorry for disappearing, I am fine! I'm alive, did not kill myself but bye again was nice knowing yea people might be back is a thousand years, who knows! Also Blueberry mom what happened to Fishy? Also you- actually please don't message me. Personally it makes me feel guilty..... Umm but yeah care about you all annnddddddd bye!
good responses to "are you a boy or a girl"
• a WHAT NOW • sorry what? there’s a bee in my ear • nnnnNnNnnNnNnnnnNNNNNnnnnn • we’re sorry, this number is unavailable at this time. to leave a callback number, press 5. beep • how did you get in my house • point into the distance. do not say anything, and do not point at anything specific. just point.
- open ur mouth do not yell do not scream open ur mouth - kick ur leg really high and then walk away - internet startup noise - get into an idle stance like you are in a video game and that question was the start of a new match - call upon the dark eldritch gods to transport you to another dimension - eat an entire football
-yes -no
“How did you get in my house ” is the perfect response
I also offer:
-make the Windows XP startup sound -start playing the Friends theme song. they’ll get distracted with clapping -”ew” -look pensively into the distance. keep looking. longer. -hhhhhhhhmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm -”in this economy??” -”so this is what we’ve come to.” (preferably, say this like a dark and brooding action hero. look off to the side like you’ve got a close up in a jj abrams movie) -”how should I know?”
please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals
(an ace safe space)
This is an acephobia free zone <3
o'course :)
Want a pokemon egg?
Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg.
The Pokémon will be submitted based on their blog. It may be shiny or even a legendary. (Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes do not count.)
Might as well.
Heck yesssss!!!
Woop woop seems like fun!! :0
I WANT ONE
Eh what the heck
Mind as well
Ye boiiiii
If you don’t mind, hun! Thank you!
As a gay christian, I say God is love, not hate 🌈
Reblog because… friendship!
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What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?
what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to???
#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER
jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda
This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing
JoltSans is fucking charging
FireAlpaca is legit my fave animation software ever XDD Other Eevee sans:
http://marini4.tumblr.com/post/154762295823/this-is-a-new-series-that-i-want-to-experiment-a
JOLT YOU’RE GONNA MAKE YOUR ENTIRE CLOTHING POOF
Aliens learn about human culture
They learn about humans wars the meaning of a white flag.
They notice six white flags on the moon, next to humanity’s landing sites.
They ask us how we lost the Moon War.
Bitch WHAT THE FUCK
what the FUCK
???!!!!??
WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS
when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke
Hi I'm super gay how I fulfill the gay agenda or whatever it's called
you just,,,
gay
u dont hide it but dont mention it but you listen to a lot of p!atd-
i mean
just,,, be gay,,, honestly i dont know just wear combat boots i guess
I didnt even eat the chicken nuggets and I wasn’t warned or anything God just came down from heaven and made a beautiful rainbow consisting of different shades of pink and said “Congratulations your gay lied” and then poofed.
you have-
you have achieved gay nirvana
gasp
you have been blessed
Umm... -wants to add something but is scared to so I just hope to sleep and forget about this-
It's this magical drink that makes you actually feel alive and awake.
Does it taste bitter af
Not if it has milk, whip cream, smashed gram crackers, milk chocolate and did I mention whip cream?? Plus I don’t put that much coffee in my frapuccino
Yeah I’ll stick with my tea
I like tea too (only sweet tea)
It's this magical drink that makes you actually feel alive and awake.
Does it taste bitter af
Not if it has milk, whip cream, smashed gram crackers, milk chocolate and did I mention whip cream?? Plus I don't put that much coffee in my frapuccino
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
mutuals: sweet angels
me: garbage troll man
this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗
when i was about thirteen or so, my mother took me to sears to buy me pants. i went into the youth section and picked out jeans and dickies.
the act of trying to fit my fat, squishy body into something that would not go past my knees was embarrassing. but it’s doubled when i realized i was wearing the biggest size in that section, what was supposed to be my section. the look my mother gave me when i told her that nothing fit is seared into my memory.
so i cried. i cried because this meant i had to shop at the womens section. for some completely asinine reason, in my teens, i decided that if i ever shopped in the fat lady’s section, it meant that i had failed. at what? i still don’t really know. passing by the abundance of ugly, drab, boring clothes that the plus size section provided felt like i was in a funhouse, like this can’t be my reality.
but the pants fit there. i took no pleasure from this, and i cried again.
so that’s why i made this post. because the experiences that fat and chubby kids go through in dressing rooms is unique and so rarely talked about. i’m in a much better place now and have definitely embraced my fat thighs and hanging double belly, but i know a lot of us who grew up to be fat adults still have some pain we have to address and work through.
so again, this is for all the fat kids who have cried in dressing rooms. however your particular story went, i hope you can look back on it and start to heal.
Fuck i remember this
i still go through it
this is why i hate clothes shopping.
People ask why I spend so much money on clothing now -.-.
Y'ALL theres this great store called Torrid that is for women size like 14-30 or something and its really really great i get all my clothes there…. the staff are so cute and nice and it’s amazing to finally shop in a store where literally the smallest size fits me… i never wouldve thought that would happen (btw i live by seattle in america idk if there are stores in other countries)
torrid is great if 1. you have torrid money. they’re notoriously expensive for clothing that doesn’t last longer than say, from Ross. and 2. you’re not a fatty-fat.
they’ve been removing (torrid) sizes over 3 to make more room for smallfats and THIN people. so good luck if you’re over a size 3 in torrid, you’re stuck ordering your clothes online, which is extra sucky because now you can’t even try before you buy and the store that was supposed to exist JUST for you now exists for people who can find cheaper clothes anywhere else.
existing while fat is incredibly political and the fashion industry takes advantage of our blatant disenfranchisement.
