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jingle bells thanos smells loki’s neck snapped away peter died tony cried and nobody saved the day hey!

[itztonystank]

sebastian stan may not know who tf i am, but in my mind we already have 10 kids, 2 dogs, and a kitten.

[avengersgroupchat]

Where’s Tony?!!!!

[awatercolorhummingbird]

My sexuality is Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes sharing the Captain America shield while fighting Iron Man. kthx

[itztonystank]

bucky: oh shut up stevie

steve: make me

bucky: i will but you might moan a little ;)

[itztonystank]

peter, mumbling: hit or miss i guess th—

shuri:THEY NEVER MISS HUH

peter:

peter: YOU GOTTA BOYFRIEND I BET HE DOESN’T KISS YA

[itztonystank]

peter, walking in the room whilst slurping a pink drink: shuri, sis, youre not going to believe this but—

shuri: omg spill the tea sis

loki, from across the room: spill my fucking tea and i’ll stab you in the ass, SIS

peter:

shuri:

peter, ignoring loki: ok so this girl martha—

[itztonystank]

steve: this pillow is comfy, which pillow is it?

bucky: that’s my ass, steven

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

While I’m sitting at the Thanksgiving table giving thanks for my family and my health I will be secretly giving thanks for

[itztonystank]

thankful asf for this🙌🏻

[itztonystank]

shuri: hey let’s get some ice cream.

t’challa: shuri, no-

peter p: ice cream! ice cream! ice cream!

t’challa: tony can you tell your son—

tony: ice cream! ice cream! ice cream!

[itztonystank]

thor: so, loki, how did you gain grandmaster’s friendship so fast?

loki: we had to do . . . business

thor & valkyrie: ?

loki: [makes certain hand movements]

bruce, valkyrie, & thor: WHAT?!

valkyrie: wait. wait. on the ORGY ship?!

loki: [nods]

thor: LOKI!

[itztonystank]

thor: well, spiderkid, who’s your favorite avenger?

peter: loki.

thor: but he’s not an avenger

peter: but he’s a hero and he’s my favorite

loki:

peter: thor, why is mr loki crying?

[itztonystank]

tony: why are your tongues purple?

bucky: i had a red slushie

steve: i had a blue slushie

[itztonystank]

[finishes dinner]

steve: bucky! it’s your turn to do the dishes!

bucky: who the hell is bucky?

steve: [chokes]

[itztonystank]

steve: do you know where i wanna kiss you?

bucky: on the lips?

steve: no...

bucky: on the neck?

steve: no...

bucky: on the cheek?

steve: nope.

bucky: then where?

steve, kneeling down on one knee: in a church where we both say, “I do.”