Mamamoo_1cm_gap

hii!! just hope these little silly jokes make you laugh... my Twitter acc- mamamoo_1cm_gap

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Hyejin: i want to DIE

Yong: hey!! don't say that :(, we're all in this together <3

Hyejin: ur right

Hyejin: WE want to die

Yong: BITCH-

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Wheein: i like to watch movies alone

Hwasa: i'll watch it with you

Wheein: no i said i want to watch it alone

Hwasa: i'll join you

Wheein: I WANT TO WATCH IT ALONE

Hwasa: I'LL WATCH WITH YOU

Wheein: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALONE MEANS

Hwasa, screaming with her lungs: BUT YOU AND I ARE ONE

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

[ Another normal tuesday morning for loser crew]

Moonbyul: i have a plan

Wheesa: does it end in us not getting in trouble?

Moonbyul: i said i had a plan, not a miracle

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Solar: i have the sharpest memory.name one time i forgot something

Wheein: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago, ma'am

Solar: i did that on purpose

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Wheein: Hey Byul, do you like yong's new jeans?

Yong: They were 75% off.

Byul: I would like them 100% off.

Solar: *winks*

Wheein: That's a terrible way to run a business!

Hwasa: Oh, sweetie...no.

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Moonbyul: you were drunk last night

Solar: no i wasn't

Moonbyul: you started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "stop hiding spongebob! i know you are in there!"

Solar:

Solar:but did i find him tho?

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Hwasa: [looking at their dinner] man, budapest is going to love this.

Solar:...budapest?

Hwasa: i named my stomach budapest

Solar:

Hwasa: because it's the capital of HUNGRY

Solar: [flipping the table] BRO-

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Wheein: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Solar:

Hwasa:

Byul:

Hwasa: i am gonna tell her

Moonsun: dont you fUCkiNg dare-

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Wheein: "Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach?"

Hwasa: wheein,my love, i know you're obsessed with butterflies but HWAT THE FUck-

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Wheein, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

[Another normal saturday night for yong and loser crew]

Yong[to loser crew]: why is your tongue purple if you're drinking a blue slushie?

Moonbyul:

Hwasa:

Wheein:

Moonbyul: *slowly hides red slushie*

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Solar: *drunk after one shot* You're so hot

Hwasa: Uh huh

Solar: and spicy

Hwasa: right

Solar: *wrapping both arms around hwasa* my lil buffalo chicken wing

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Moonbyul: okay. from the start. what do we do when the company DARES to tell us what to do?

Purki: we tell them to fuck off

Moonbyul: what do we do if we want to do something and the company says no?

Purki: we do it anyway

Moonbyul: who is the real boss here?

Purki: Byulie unnie

Moonbyul: *tearing up* you're growing up so fast

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Police: Can you describe the guy who shot you?

Solar: Yes. He wasn't very friendly.

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Solar: Welcome to my new vlog in which I try different hair products

Solar: [sprays hairspray into her mouth]

Solar: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

Wheein: can you recommend me any books that made you cry?

Hwasa: general mathematics sixth edition

[mamamooincorrectquotes]

[IN MAMAMOO GC]

Hwasa: sapnu puas

Solar: ????

Moonbyul: What language is that?

Hwasa: Turn your phone upside down

[Hwasa has been removed from the chat]