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I can beat down dragons with my bare fists, yet I can’t Fus Ro Dah a locked door open.
The right girl will let you know shes ready for you to propose by quietly wearing an amulet of mara until you catch on.
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU POST DRAGON AGE STUFF OR MASS EFFECT STUFF OR SKYRIM STUFF BECAUSE I DONT FOLLOW ENOUGH OF THAT *cries*
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Let me guess... Somebody stole your sweetroll.
Well, what better way to deal with the tragedy of stolen cakes than to make more!! :D
I've been getting right into the spirit of Skyrim, and I couldn't resist it anymore; I had to cook skyrim food. And I don't think there's a better place to start than with Sweetrolls!
I gather there's a bit of debate in the nerdy culinary world as to whether these are more like a sweet bread, or a cake. I'm thinking cake. The Elder Scrolls Wiki describes them as "a ring of pastry with some form of sugar or icing on the top", however with the addition of the Hearthfire expansion, the player can bake their own sweetrolls using butter, eggs, milk, flour and a salt pile (no sugar, but it's called a SWEETroll. There'd be sugar). That sounds cakey to me.
I appologise in advance for not taking progress pictures, but I promise these are easy. If you've ever baked a cake, you can make these. This is a basic cake recipe of my mothers. If you have your own favourite (plain) cake mix, go ahead and use that (or cheat! Use a packet mix if you want).
To get the shape of the sweetrolls (round with a hole in the middle), you'll want to use mini bundt pans. If you don't have those, a muffin pan will work fine, but you'll have to put a hole in the middle after baking if you're determined to be exact.
This recipe made 6 cakes with the molds I used, but those are bigger than muffin pans.
1 teaspoon of baking powder
2 cups of plain flour
1 2/3 cups of sugar
A pinch of salt
125g of butter (or 4 big tablespoons)
1/4 cup of milk
5 eggs
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
Preheat your oven to 180C (350F). Cream the butter and sugar together, then mix in the milk and eggs. Add the flour, salt, sugar and vanilla, and beat until the ingredients are combined. Pour mixture evenly into pre-greased pans. Bake for 20 minutes (or until you can stick a skewer through them without it coming out covered in cake goo). Let them cool completely before you ice them.
Before icing the cakes, I sliced the bottoms off of my cakes so that they sat completely flat (they rose like crazy), otherwise it's like trying to sit a muffin upside-down. You can cut holes in your cakes at this point if you want to.
I used just regular icing. You could try frosting instead (that's the one made with butter), but for the drizzled look, I think plain icing works better.
2 cups of icing sugar
Hot water
Add hot water 1 tablespoon at a time until your icing is a good consistency. It should gloop off the spoon rather than pour. You don't want it too runny or translucent. Spoon the icing onto the top of the cake, and let it run down the sides.
Once your icing is set, you're done! Wooo! Don't let anyone steal them! ;)
I haven't tried this yet, so it's not an official suggestion as such, nor is it exatly true to the game, however I think these would also work really well if you added a good handfl of currants (dried snowberries?), or dried apple and a good pinch of cinnamon (or just the apple). Food for thought. When I do try it, I'll come back and add a note to this post, letting you know how it went. :)
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i post alot, but i know this is what you guys love. its a goal of mine and id love to see that note total hit ten k
Stitches and Shirts
Okay, let's do it! Sorry this one's taken so long; I've not been blogging, I've had a lot of stuff going on, I won't go into it, but here it is!
Step one was actually the hardest, that was finding a pattern. I've not sewn nearly enough stuff to be able to draw up my own (without disastrous consequences), so I hopped on over to my local fabric store(s) and spent a while perusing their books. For this, I didn't even bother looking through the regular clothing patterns, I went straight to the costumes bit in the pattern books. After a lot of "ehhhhh, not quite"ing, I found a pirate-wench type thing which I thought would work nicely. My main criteria were that it be fitted, not too many panels, and hopefully lace-up. Necklines, sleeves, I can change the shapes of those easily enough once I've got something to work with. So, this was my pattern.
I traced it onto some pattern paper (I may not draw my own patterns from scratch, but my mum does, so we always have that stuff laying around). I ignored the little sleeve ruffle things entirely, I changed the neckline to a bit less square/scooped to more of a soft V, and elongated the bottom points.
The fabric I used is a lightweight leatherette. It has absolutley no stretch to it, it's not breathable... But it's got a great leathery look to it, so despite the whole $25 p/m thing, I had to have it. I also used a fuzzy fleece (they usually make baby blankets and dressing gowns and stuff out of it, but it's not polar fleece) to line it, given that Comic Con here is in the middle of winter, and this is pretty skimpy for winter clothes.
I cut the pattern pieces out of the leatherette, then pinned them on top of the lining fabric. My lining fleece stuff had a shaggy side (which would usually be the inside of the garment), and a more uniform looking side. I chose to reverse it, leaving the shaggy side facing outwards. I figured that way, if my cutting was a bit dodgy or anything, any fleece sticking out would give the shirt a fur-lined kind of look, instead of looking more dressing-gowny. ;)
I left the shaggy side facing out. It's just as soft though!
Then sew (duh)!I stitched the two fabrics together, then stitched the completed panels together to make the shirt. I didn't bother hemming this one, because a) neither of the fabrics need hemming, and b) who hems a leather shirt? (I don't actually know, but if I was making armour, I don't think I'd worry about hems).
Then it came to the details! I didn't take pictures of me doing this, but the back of the shirt in game has a little V, then a stitched-up tear. I cut the V into my pattern, then once the shirt was assembled, I cut through the outer fabric ONLY. That way, I won't get a chilly back, and it'll still look neat(ish) and keep it's shape.
As we can see in the above picture, there are little stitches around the edge of the garment. They seem to change, sometimes they look like a regular whip stitch, other times it looks like little X stitches. I went with Xs, since that's what I'd done on the belt. I also though it would give the tear a bit more contrast, since that clearly isn't Xs. So, I grabbed the same thread I used on the belt (it's a thick, beige crotchet thread) and stitched til I had blisters. First though, I put in the eyelets for the lacing. (I won't go into eyelets, there's instructions on the packet. I just drew dots on the shirt where I wanted them to go).
In game, the shirt is actually sitched roughly together from about belly button to underbust, then there's a single lace to keep the boobs covered up. Since my fabric doesn't stretch, and it's a close-fitted shirt (ie, it's not going to pull over my shoulders without dislocating something), I made mine lace up the whole way. My available colours were bronze, gold, black or silver, so I used black eyelets. The bronze would've worked quite nicely, but I wanted them a bit more invisible than that. I put these in first so that I could stitch around them, instead of having to have super wonky eyelets OR eyelets cutting through my stitches.
So, I stitched around the whole outside with Xs, including the arm holes. Then I did huge, rough stitches on the side seams (the ones that go under your arms)but not the seam under the boob. I wanted that one to be less noticable.
You can really see how leathery the fabric is in this one...
Note: I used stitches like this to sew back up the tear I cut in the back.
I literally did have blisters by the time I was finished with this one, but don't stress (if you're going to give it a go), it's purely because of the fabric/thread I used. Because my thread is really thick, I needed a huge fat needle, and the one I have is quite blunt. It's fine going through stretchy or soft fabrics (I had no issue getting it though the fleece), it needs a bit of tugging to get it through the shirt fabric. I really wanted to finish this, so I ignored the burning in my finger/thumb, and kept sewing, hence blisters. They were fine a few days later, and given how pleased I am with the finished product, I didn't mind so much.
Anyway, I bought some brown leather cord, laced it up, and that's it! A finished leathery armour shirt. I'm really happy with it. I love how lining it with fleece turned out. There's a couple of little furry bits sticking out of the arm holes and along the front where it laces up, but it's not hugely obvious because it's a pretty close colour match. But the fleece kind of bulks out the shirt fabric, making it look thicker and more solid, which I love. :) It was really comfy to wear, and held up quite well against the cold, too.
Pauldron!
Okay, I know it's heaps later than I promised and I suck, but I'm choosing to glaze over that in todays post, and to focus instead on how to make cool shoulder armour (or at least, how I made mine). Lets get to it! I made mine out of papier mache, among other things. I didn't take a whole heap or photos of this one, so you'll have to bear with me and actually read this post. :) First thing I did was build the basic structure. I did this out of cardboard strips I'd cut out of cereal boxes. Each strip was roughly an inch wide, I find that to be pretty easy to work with, but obviously cut them thinner/wider depending on what you find easy. Don't go crazy with a ruler or anything, they don't need to be neat. Just hack into it. So I took my strips, and I basically taped them to my shoulder (using masking tape) to get the shape that i wanted. Cereal boxes are great for this, because the card is both rigid enough to not flop everywhere, but also flexible enough to bend into really nice curves.
That's what I ended up with. At this stage, it's lumpy, my tape has wrinkles in it, it's not great. It's just the structure though, it doesn't matter. I then wrapped the outside with bubble wrap, to smooth it out and bulk it up a bit. I just taped that in place. Then, following those super rough pencil lines you can just see (near the f) in that picture, I glued some cord. This was so I'd have a raised bit as a guide for my strap. Then I papier mached over the top. I only did 2 layers, it was really only to smooth everything out and give me an even, consistent surface. I don't do anything fancy with my mache, I just dump a bunch of flour and water into a bucket until I get a consistency I like (thicker than water, but not gluggy), then I add a large pinch of salt so it doesn't go mouldy.
I was planning to only paint it. In game, it's just plain brown (there's some stitching around the bottom, but I was ignoring it). However, I wasn't entirely thrilled with that idea. Given the textures the rest of my costume had, I didn't want a big brown painty lump on my shoulder. So, I took a scrap of leatherette I'd used elsewhere on the costume and hot-glued it in place, cutting little slits to accommodate the curves (like little darts). I stitched up a couple of the bigger, more visible cuts, because I didn't wanna risk them peeling or anything. For the strap, I used a luggage strap which I found at an op shop; It's like a leather belt, but heaps longer. You could use a belt, I ended up cutting it, but i always figure it's best to have to cut stuff off than learn to live with stuff that's just too short. I loved my luggage strap though. It's really old and worn, which I think works great in this context (imagine if I had a shiny new strap there instead). I honestly can't remember if I used hot glue or two-part epoxy to stick it on. I think hot glue. Either would work.
Then, just to finish it off and make it more comfy, I hot glued some cheapy crappy faux fur inside of it. I liked the idea of having little bits of fur sticking out of my armour, so I didn't worry about trimming sticky-out bits.
And that's it! My completed pauldron. :) Hope that's helpful.
Various ways of making armor and weapons.
Links-
http://www.kamuicosplay.com/tutorials
http://entropyhouse.com/penwiper/costumes/helmsdeep.html
http://www.amethyst-angel.com/cb/special_papermache.html
http://kurerukreatis.deviantart.com/art/Cosplay-tutorial-Helmet-of-Wow-328220166
http://www.amethyst-angel.com/cb/ffvii_cloudpauldron_wonderflex.html
http://www.instructables.com/id/Using-Paper-Resin-and-Fiberglass-to-be-the-Maste/?ALLSTEPS
BONUS
Armour from foam flooring tiles - http://bioweapons.wordpress.com/2010/06/21/mass-effect-n7-armor-build/
http://www.tamasoft.co.jp/pepakura-en/
http://cast-a-walker.blogspot.co.uk/2008/08/resin-casting-step-by-step.html
sweet merciful jesus i just wet myself a little bit just then
Skyrim: Angry dragons
Those annoying bosses
Hello people I have found some fantastic bottles you can recycle into potion vials - Cornwell’s Vinegar (Australians would know this as the vinegar company with the logo of the Skipping Girl) has a 375 ml bottle with a label that scrubs off really easily under hot water. Fill with watermelon juice (pictured) and the result is some really refreshing and beautiful looking health potions.