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[ivbriki]

BTS

when a quiz is given out of nowhere because I prolly failed the one given to me. 

Namjoon: at ease because he was ready for it in the first place

Jin: mouth open, just guessing everything. When an answer comes to mind, he’s about to write it but it’s suddenly gone and he screams meaning the people in the zoom meeting hear him because he forgets that his mic is on. 

Yoongi: secretly knows all the answers and says he doesn’t when someone asks.

Hobi: Just smiles through the pain and laughs in Spain without the S

Jimin: Is cheating

Taehyung: Is the one helping Jimin cheat

Jungkook: either knows it and gets a perfect or just puts “I   D O N T  K N O W” on the test paper and leaves it as it is. 

Bnag PD: The teacher that is watching them suffer

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Yeonjun: I’ve been trying to call Taehyun, do you know where he is?

Beomgyu: I’ll call him

Soobin: All three of us called him over 20 times how is that gonna be any different for yo-

Taehyun, on the phone: hello?

Beomgyu: Hyuka and the hyungs have been trying to call yo-

Yeonjun in the background: FUCK YOU TAEHYUN YOU CANSWER BEOMGYU’S PHONE CALL AND NOT YOUR OWN HYUNG’S? WAAAAAAAAAAA-

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BTS Hyung line

Jin: Why are you wearing all black?

Hobi: Yea, who’s funeral are you going to?

they both chuckled, you look around the room then back at them. 

You: Haven’t decided yet

Yoongi: ...sorry?-

Namjoon: Pardon?-

You burst out into laughter and looked into their eyes again. 

You: I’m just joking!!!

they loosen up.

You: Next one I’m attending is someone in front of me’s funeral

and only silence was heard. 

Yoongi: I’m out I am not about to die just cus of one of you dumbasses’ mistake

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BTS Taehyung

POV: You read a meme and wanted to try it on Taehyung

You: Tae Tae Tae

Taehyung: What?

You: Don’t my legs look good in these jeans?

Taehyung: Oh yea your legs do look good in those jeans

You: Thanks

Taehyung: No prob

You: You should see me without them

Taehyung:

You: 

Yeontan:

Taehyung: That is absolutely disgusti-

You: omg you WENT OFF SCRIPT

Taehyung: What sCRIPT??

You: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER “wHy woULd yOu WaNnA TakE YouR LeGs oFf???”

Taehyung: WELL I DIDN’T KNOW 

You: YOU S U C K 

Taehyung: IT’S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT, WHY DID YOU ASK ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?

You: CUS YOU’RE THE TYPE OF PERSON TO ANSWER IT IN THAT WAY 

Taehyung: WHAT KIND OF- 

You: OK YKW JUST SHUT UP, WHATEVER, at least my legs look good in these jeans

Taehyung: They look shit now, Yeontan’s legs are nicer

You: He has chicken legs-

Taehyung: Yea and you have pig legs

You: HEY

Taehyung: FIGHT ME 

You: I WILL

Taehyung: OH SHIT I DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD BYE-

You, with a lamp in your hand: WHERE YOU GOIN? WHERE TF YOU GOIN?

Taehyung: NOT TO HEAVEN IS WHAT IM REACHING FOR

You: Yea bitch you goin to hell, NOW COME HERE

Taehyung: NO I MEANT I AINT REACHING FOR DEA- OW

You: That’s what you gET

Taehyung: For saying the truth? ouch

You: No, for being blind

Taehyung: oH FUCK YOU 

You: BYE

Taehyung: NO

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Gen Z as rollercoaster operators

Gen z: Ok so the ride is about to start and I just wanted to say if you feel unsafe please get off of the ride unless you wanna fall to your death midway when you get scared. I honestly don’t know why you guys chose this ride, this ride is shi-

Operator: ahem

Gen z: What?- oh, yea just enjoy the ride and don’t die but if you do that does help lessen the human population meaning less human interaction so just saying if you wanna con-

Operator: Let’s get on with the ride! Is there any problems for anyone?

guest: over here! I can’t get the seat belt right

Gen z: Not you struggling with the seat belt thing

guest: I just dont know how to put it on

Gen z:

Operator: 

Gen z: well we’re all gonna die anyways so-

Operator: nO

Gen z: IT’S TRUE

Operator: OMG-

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Yeonjun: That statue isn’t smirking at me what are they talking about?

Soobin: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re just imagining it.

Yeonjun: How can you say that when 3 of us saw it?

Soobin: *points at Taehyun* sleep deprivation *points at Beomgyu* Paranoia *points at Hyuka* Delusional Personality Disorder

Yeonjun: do you guys need help?-

Soobin: They tried

Yeonjun: You know what else needs help?

Soobin: What?

Yeonjun: Your vocabulary

Soobin: Hey that’s not tru-

Yeonjun: Go talk to your Detective Holics and Macarena about it.

Soobin: Ugh, rude much

Yeonjun; It’s the truth, take it or leave it

Soobin: I’m gonna leave it, bye

Yeonjun: wHERE aRE You gOinG?

He starts chasing after the poor giant rabbit. 

 Soobin: TO ESCAPE DEATH

Yeonjun: GETCHO ASS OVER HE-

and we dont know what happened next, happily ever never. 

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SKZ

Bangchan: what’s something you guys are better than Changbin at?

Felix: lower voice  

I.N: dolphin

Seungmin: age

Minho: dance

Han: chaoticness 

Hyunjin: Height

Changbin: HEY

Hyunjin: t r y . m e .

Bangchan: I shouldn’t have asked that question-

Changbin: I WILL SNATCH -CHO WIG

Hyunjin: LIKE YOU CAN

Changbin: OH- OH YOU WENT THERE

Hyunjin: YEA I DID, WHATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

Changbin: AT LEAST I HAVE A BETTER ASS

Felix: I think we can all agree Bangchan has the best ass

Bangchan: thanks , mate

Felix: No pro-

Hyunjin: DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT UR S H O R T 

Changbin: F U C K  O F F YOU T R E E 

Hyunjin: YEA I’M TREE, A GOLDEN ONE, WHAT ABOUT IT

Changbin: THAT GOLD IS ALL F A K E 

Hyunjin: I WILL SHOVE A DAMN HORN UP YOUR A-

and they lived happily ever after, amen. 

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BLACKPINK

Jisoo: Nothing is in life is free

Rose: Love is free!

Jennie: Knowledge is free

Kuma: Food is free

Lisa: everything is free if you take it without paying

Rose: Lisa nauR

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Hyuka who’s laying on a hospital bed: You guys were like 1000 miles away or something how’d you get here so quick?

Taehyun: Several traffic violations

Beomgyu: 3 counts of assisting arrest

Soobin: 13 cans of energy drinks

Taehyun: and 5 cups of coffee

Beomgyu: Legs

Soobin: What?-

Beomgyu: Legs

Taehyun: Gyu that’s no-

Beomgyu: L E G S 

Soobin: oookay then

Hyuka in shock: That’s a lot , thanks you guys

Yeonjun: Also that’s not our car

Hyuka: 

Soobin’s macarena: :DD

Beomgyu’s hert: :DD

Taehyun’s “death”: :DD

Yeonjun’s wAe: :DD

Hyuka: I don’t know if I should be thankful or-

??: Have you seen a man with a mullet and pink hair?

Yeonjun: That would be-

Takes a 360 turn back

Yeonjun: not me

Police: Hi, you match the description of someone who stole and broke about 5 cars? is this you?

Yeonjun: No

Police: it literally looks like you

Beomgyu, trying to think of something: He’s gay

Yeonjun read the room and shifted his weight all on one side, putting his hand on his waist while looking a bit more feminine.

Yeonjun: That right, hun

Police: That doesn’t change anything sir

Hyuka: Dear Lord

Beomgyu: Taehyun, pick Hyuka up for a sec

he whispered and Taehyun slowly took him out of the hospital bed. 

Beomgyu: Guys it’s time for plan X

Soobin: What?-

Beomgyu: Run

They all followed beomgyu after yeeting himself outta there. 

Police: AYE IM NOT DONE WITH YOU GUYS

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Beomgyu: Where’s Soobin, Hyuka and Taehyun?

Yeonjun: They’re playing hide n seek

Beomgyu: Where

Yeonjun looks at him with an are-you-serious-look

Beomgyu: What-

Yeonjun: Do you not know how the game works?-

Beomgyu: oHHHHHHH

Yeonjun: Wanna play a game of tag, but this time instead of tapping it’s hitting, I’m IT

*hits Beomgyu*

Beomgyu: OW

Yeonjun: TOO BAD NYEHEHE

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Sulking over their ex’s

Yeonjun: Looking left because you didn’t treat me right

Soobin: Looking right because you left

Beomgyu: Looking up cus you let me down

Taehyun: Looking down because you fucked me up

Hyuka looking at all of their distorted heads looking in different directions inconcern. 

Hyuka: Are you guys okay?-

They all looked at him all at the same time, weirdening Hyuka out.

Yeonjun: No

Soobin: No

Beomgyu: No

Taehyung; Does it look like it you dumbass

Hyuka: 

Yeonjun’s pink hair:

Taehyun’s snek:

Beomgyu’s blond coconut (rip):

Hyuka: Yea maybe yo-

Yeonjun: Shhhhhhhhh, you’re a child you wouldn’t understand you haven’t dated anyone yet

He said as she shushed him , extending his hand out with his pointer finger out. 

Beomgyu: Yea, you ha-

Yeonjun: You too shhhhhhhhhhhh

He aggressively shushed him, adding force with his shushing. 

Soobin: Children shut up and let me sulk peacefully you loud annoying idiots

He sighed out loud. 

Taehyun: Where’d Hyuka go?

Soobin: To go get a girlfriend to relate to us

Beomgyu: Who said mine was a girl-

Taehyun: Gyu shut up no one needs to know

Yeonjun: excuSE ME?-

the end :D

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BTS

Yoongi: Rules were made to be broken

Namjoon: Nothing is made to be broken

Jungkook: Uh, piñatas.

Taehyung: glow sticks

Jimin: karate boards

Hoseok: records

Jin:  Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Yoongi: Rules

Namjoon:

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ENHYPEN

They’re back at their apartment, thinking of a new plan to do. 

Jay: Ok, time for plan E

Jungwon: Don’t you mean plan B?

Niki who knows about it: No, we tried plan B a long time ago.

Jay: And we had to skip over to plan C due to technical difficulties

Heeseung: I highly doubt that your temper probably got in the wa-

Jay: MOVING ON

Jake: Wait, what about plan D?

Jungwon: You think he wouldn’t have a plan E if he didn’t fail plan D?

Jake: Who knows maybe he got his alphabet mixed up and skipped letter D

Niki: Or maybe he doesn’t have the D to-

Heeseung: Can we please get on with the plan

Jay: Thank you, plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Jungwon: So what’s plan E?

Niki: I’m hoping we don’t use it, Sunoo dies in plan E

Sunghoon: I like plan E

Sunoo: HEY

Sunghoon: WHAT

Sunoo: Is there a plan where Sunghoon dies?

Jungwon: We can make one

Sunghoon: YANG JUNGWON

Jungwon: WHAT

Sunghoon: I DONT WANNA DIE

Jungwon: TOO BAD WE ALL DIE ANYWAYS, NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR TONGUE O-

Jay: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP FOR ONCE-

Jungwon: AHHHHHH

Sunghoon: AHHHHHH

Heeseung: Let’s just go with plan Z

Jake: what plan is that

Heeseung: That everyone dies

Niki: Sound good to me, I’ll kill everyo-

Sunoo: try me bitch, I will snatch that dead hair of yours off of your head to make you look like an egg

Sunghoon; Oh please, I will skate over your dead body with baby shark playing in the background

Jake: I will shove my ruler up all of your asses if you dont shut up

Heeseung: My deer lookin ass with fly up to the sky to release a toxic gas to kill all of you if you dont cut it out

Jay: CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP

Sunghoon: NO

Jay snatches Sunghoon’s wig.

Sunoo: OH SHI-

Niki: HE’S GOT SUNGHOON, RUN

The end :D

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ENHY Jay

He’s been feeling down and you guys are on facetime, you don’t know how to cheer him up and you feel really bad. 

You: Ok, I’ve already sent good vibes your way...

you said in a stern voice as you paused with Jay looking at you concerned through the the video call. 

Jay: Are you oka-

You: They’re coming..

You pointed at him. 

You: And there’s nothing you can do about it

Jay: This is the most threatening way someone has ever cheered me up

You: I tried okAY

Jay: yes I know, thank you

You: Ofc

Jay: But it wasn’t good enough

You: jAY

You whined

Jay: whAT

He whined back in the same tone. Then there was silence.

Jay: So are you gonna-

You: Byeee

Jay: hey no doNT-

and you ended the call. 

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SKZ Bang Chan

You guys are playing truth or dare at 2 am. 

You: ok, truth or dare?

Chan: Truth

You: How many hours of sleep did you get this week?

Chan: 

You:

Chan: Dare...

You: Go to sleep

Chan: I don’t like this game-

You: GO TO SLEEP CHAN

Chan: NO

You: CHAN-

Chan: WHAT

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ENHY Sunoo

.You’re walking around, phone in your hand, looking around for something. Suddenly you were rushing too fast that you stubbed your toe.

You: FUCK

You swear out loud. 

Sunoo: Mind your language!

Your brother shouts from the couch. You look at him in disbelief, still in pain.

You: Oh I’m sorry what else am I supposed to say “Woe is I”?

You say sarcastically

Sunoo:

You: Yea that’s what I thought

Trying to hide the pain, you walked away with your phone again. 

You: this fucking hurts oh my fucking gohd

Sunoo: I SAID LANGUAGE

You: AND I SAY IT’S USEFUL SOMETIMES!

You both argued as you limped up the stairs to your room.

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ENHY Riki

it’s about 7pm and you’re absolutely starving. Your friend Riki came over to help with your boredom and now he’s in the kitchen. You get out of your room, stretching your arms to help relief the stiffness while going down the stairs. Riki: So I tried cook for the both of us You: ooooo so what are we having for- You cut yourself off once you saw the food on the plate.  You: dinner.. Riki sighed as he put his hands on his hips Riki: Regret He said as you both stood there looking at the burnt food.  Riki: Let’s try making Taikyaki He clapped his hands together. 

You: No no no no no no, let’s just order some. Riki: Why

You: If you burn down the kitchen-

Riki: Fine

He said in defeat, hanging his head down low. He suddenly flicked it up, looking like he had an idea.

Riki: Let’s prank ca-

You: Riki nO Riki: But whY