[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[meanplastic]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[abnormalicacid-deactivated20240]

They have been weilded

[twitterlols]

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

[undercoverpopsicles]

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

[localdeadgirl1999]

if i am killed by stevie nicks do NOT prosecute her. because she caught ME slipping. that is on ME

[howtobehappy]

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

[animatedtext]

[prisonhannibal]

Me after having 2 good hours in a row

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[toastbutteregg]

[fuks]

[historyandmemes]

The Titanic (1912): Deena, I think I hit an iceberg lol. Meatball problems!

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

hey guys

[stachionalgeographic]

what happens if the

[trapcard]

*lil wayne voice* call that

[soyestoday]

this entire post should not be a thing

[lord-kitschener]

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

[scottandhiskind]

[loqueesha]

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

[votee-for-pedro]

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

[loqueesha]

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

[loqueesha]

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

[navigaero]

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

[im-the-batmann]

[thickness-protection-program]

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

[loqueesha]

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

[thickness-protection-program]

[righthandarm-man]

[dropalexdead]

I’m literally paralyzed with laughter rn, I hate this website.

[gender-fear]

Nobody would have made that word if tumblr hadn’t banned porn and we all know it