Knocking on Paradise City's Door

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[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

[albva]

dont be mad but i laid an egg in your bed and if you try to move it ill get really angry.

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[jerryterry]

Something I think about is my nephew's Buzz Lightyear toy. When I was a little kid, I had a Buzz of my own. It had spring-loaded pop-out wings, articulated fingers, a light-up LED wrist-laser. The buttons could be pressed, it spoke the exact same voice clips the toy himself would say in the movie. This toy, for the most part, was a near-perfect simulacrum of the movie character.

I bought my nephew a Buzz for his last birthday. Solid, permanently-open hands. 'Buttons' now a part of the mold, wrist-laser a mere printed sticker. No wings. Voice lines sound like a different person altogether.

In Toy Story 1, Buzz has to reckon with being a toy. In 2, he sees a whole store aisle lined with his identical clones. But I have to wonder, would it be worse if he could see each new generation of clones become something less and less like him? You were already an abstraction of a spaceman, and now these toys are an abstraction of a toy, a copy of a copy, speaking in a weak imitation of your own voice.

[fandom-man]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What makes a Man... a <i>Himbo</i>?

Not HTML apparently.

In any case, the tide seems to be turning to recognize "Bimbo" as a non-gendered term (once male, in the original Italian) so Himbos, Himbot, and Himbeaux may be outdated. Still, there are many other varieties of vapid sluts (reverential) deserving of specific terms:

A sexy, vapid person: Bimbo

A sexy, vapid state that is neither heaven and hell: Limbo

A sexy, vapid action hero: Rambo

A sexy, vapid stance: Akimbo

A sexy, vapid hairdresser: Trimbo

A sexy, vapid screenwriter: Trumbo

A sexy, vapid delicious soup: Gumbo

A sexy, vapid goth: Grimbo

A sexy, vapid emo: Glumbo

A sexy, vapid fidget toy: Stimbo

A sexy, vapid samurai: Yojimbo

A sexy, vapid detective: Columbo

A sexy, vapid elf: Celebrimbo

A sexy, vapid hair-wielding hero: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Other varieties of sexy, vapid beings may yet be discovered by sexy, vapid explorers, or "Bimbologists."

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ivoryroseheroinedx]

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[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[wizard0rb]

Jesse Pinkman & Skyler White watch AMC's Breaking Bad together

spiritual successor to this

[lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240]

i wish there was more it/its positivity that wasn't just "hell yeah look at you go funky little goblins/otherwordly beings/freaks/objects"

[oupydogcity]

this is really important actually i wanted to link one of my fav tweets on this subject :>

[satanfemme]

excuse me ma'am but I met your "evil alter" last night and I regret to inform you she's just a tsundere with moral ocd. no, it's ok, I can still call her evil if that's what she's into. yeah, I don't mind acting kinda scared of her during sex. I just wanted to let you know she's chill. yeah, and her paws are cute I thought so too.

[fiore-firelily]

me: hey there ;) ;) (flirting)

puppygirl: heyyyy ;) ladies ;) ;) (delirious from heatstroke) (locked in a hot car)

[ivoryroseheroinedx]

oh don't leave your puppygirls in locked hot cars, at least put on the AC and play her favorite tunes. or hypnotic audio files. same thing.

[kyssimmee]

starlight and trixie comic

[kyssimmee]

i'm breaking the author's silence to address these tags directly, because i've seen similar responses a few times. your context is part of you. you like your favorite band because you found them somehow. you speak the languages you speak because somebody else taught you. you feel the way you feel because you have memories and experiences. shaving off pieces of yourself will not reveal a truth at the center, and will only make you feel less like a person worth being. you will never shed your context or influences, anymore than you will ever become younger or undrink a glass of water. but you are free to create as much additional context as you like. build yourself outward instead of digging for yourself at the center. trying 100 new things will give you 100 more data points on what you like, don't like, think, believe, feel. it might begin to reveal an image of yourself that you can recognize, respect, and love. your life is not an object to be kept clean, it is an ongoing action that you get to control. also that's starlight glimmer not rarity.

[ivoryroseheroinedx]

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General Boycott of Hasbro and Wizards of The Coast

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[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]

[lactating]

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

[yokowan]

COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!