Jellyfish Lamp

Be alert, we can’t have things getting any worse They/them/theirs Floating through life like a jellyfish 🪼 🖤🩶🤍💜

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

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Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

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Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[lukasadss]

'walk of shame' except it's finally making your way through an actors filmography after they made him into a sad socially awkward nerd cuz that's what it took for you to realize the appeal

[teathattast]

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[mutantkitten]

ascend

[stoleyourcarbon]

bye bye lil sebastian

[nattiebroflovski]

Ryland grace has made me realize im probably aroace and trans, but I dont have time to think about that rn so im just gonna rewatch the movie

[willgrahamscock]

thank u markiplier

[willgrahamscock]

the humble and benevolent markiplier

[azrielsafk]

Reminds me of the post I saw like yesterday.

@graves-yard (sorry for the ping) this was the funniest prequel to this post I can think of.

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[curious-passenger]

A collection of shirts I think Ryland Grace would wear based on his limited wardrobe in the movie.

Ive owned the Houston shirt since freshman year its literally threadbare atp I need a new one so bad, my search inspired this post ngl.

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Protect what holds you in its jaw

- Alternative Version -

Home changes and morphs and loses itself within the nerves and brackish blood.

I am lost within it's gripping teeth that envelop around me that feel almost like home

When the branches scream do I hear the yell of children running across the church

When the nerves touch my skin is that the light touches of my mother

When the warmth below me dares to drown me is that the baptising water that comes to cleanse me of my sins

I am home...

And home has always been painful...

[escuerzoresucitado]

[importantcatpics]

[cassili]

[homosexual-pool-noodle]

I was playing rdr free roam with my sister and I have blisters on my palm from reeling fish

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[satan-offical]

are you trans or cis

I'm British

[web0fdreams]

“Ok but what’s in your pants”

[satan-offical]

B

BEANS ON TOAST 😟