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this DID used to say "come here buy fruits"!! what happened? did someone lose the meme and have to recreate it from scratch, but forgot the exact original wording?
edit: actually it looks like Fuit Aisle may be the older version, the black line around that speech bubble looks unedited, while on Fruit Aisle there is some whiteout visible
when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me
Bi people when their gay side takes over
Indiewire has just called Hayao Miyazaki 'the movie world's least convincing retiree' I am CACKLING
I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
Especially when we were given so many of them!
- passed on
- no more
- ceased to be
- expired
- gone to meet his maker
- stiff
- bereft of life
- rests in peace
- pushing up daisies
- his metabolic processes are now history
- off the twig
- kicked the bucket
- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil
- run down the curtain
- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible
- this is an EX-PARROT
IM GONNA THROW UP WHY IS THIS INMY WORLD HISTORY HOMEWORK
The slub?
the slüge?
trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before
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Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.
A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).
Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it
Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.
Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard
Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!
just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like "i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go" and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.
Reblog if you understand and have felt the pain of your glasses never being clean no matter how many times you wipe them