POISON IVY

(Heavily Canon Divergent)

[ivyminded]

@slipperella

           “Don’t worry, he deserves it. He tried stealing from me.”

Says the lady who’s witnessing one of her plants fling a man around like a rag doll. He’s then promptly thrown away off into the nearby forest. He’ll live, but now he has to deal with a few broken bones and a broken sense of pride.

         “I love it when they realize they can’t win. It’s such a satisfying feeling.”

[ivyminded]

hybrided‌:

Sapphire hues dart over to the elder of the two. It wasn’t often they got to spend time together, having other things going on. It seems the helianthus oft found herself busy with her gang. But, she’d still make time for Pamela within her busy schedule. And who could blame them for choosing to cause a little mayhem? Panic laces her tone, seeping from every word she spoke. ❛ Well, yeah, I kinda’ figured that much! What are we gonna do? ❜

Ivy had to think quickly about this. The police would no doubt catch up shortly and there’s no way she’s allowing for the both of them to rot in a jail cell. To make matters worse there aren’t any plants around for her to manipulate properly! She has to rely on her good ole knowledge of toxicology. Digging into her pockets, Ivy pulled out a couple of capsules. Inside where specially designed toxins meant to disorient through smell. 

“I’m going to try and slow them down. You might want to cover your nose and mouth.”

[ivyminded]

13xwishes‌:

The pink genie didn’t even realized she was being stared at and kinda flushed for a moment at the attention. Though she did have to remember that places were much different outside of Monster High or New Salem in particular.

Though wasn’t she suppose to be disguising herself more? If she was, the pink genie wasn’t doing a good job at such…

   ❝ Oh… it-it’s alright…

Though if I may ask… how could you tell, ma’am? ❞

Ivy didn’t particularly mean to upset the other. A welcoming smile is given in return in hopes of easing the pink genie. The villain didn’t know exactly what she was but there was enough visual clues to give her a general idea. 

“Again, I apologize. I kinda inferred from the way you look.  You don’t look like you’re wearing a costume or of mutant  origins. Plus, I’ve heard other powered individuals speak  about monsters before.”

Though it was only in passing. Super heroes and villains saw a lot of strange things during their daily lives.

[ivyminded]

bonejcnes‌:

@ivyminded x

Dealing with plants, more specifically plants aimed to murder, poison, and devour men and women were no stranger to the detective, most likely because his first case since his resurrection dealt with a sewer-dwelling, gun-toting plant that fed on children’s kidneys. Needless to say, that botanic bandit is rotting in the sewers, still with a pipe pierced through it’s upper bulb.

Walking effortlessly through the toxic mist that coated the area, visibly breathing it, but alas, no effect, likely due to the lack of internal organs. Hands behind his pocket as his cigarette holder glown an orange light through the thick cloud of poisonous fog generated by the multiple unusual varieties of plants.

Only shortly after he encountered two, giant plants of the toothed, carnivorous type, guarding a human, mortal woman. She didn’t seem to realize his silent, obscure presence, huffing out smoke and the poisonous mist, he pulled his cigarette holder out of his mouth, and spoke, a paper-white face of death staring directly at her.

“Let me guess, their names are Audrey and Petey, and they don’t like to be pet. You run this joint?”

He really felt like someone else should be handling this, but it seems he beat some other detective to the punch.

Ivy was so proud of her garden, something crafted entirely from her own two hands. From the large venus flytrap-like plants that kept the place guarded to the toxic mist that often shrouded the area. It was meant to keep out the most nastiest of individuals, whether that be the Joker or Killer Croc. She’d rather not have them on her property. Plus it was good for keeping out annoying citizens.

Observing her bountiful supply of frightening plants mixed with regular fruit trees took the super villain back to when she used to help her mother in her garden. Those were the days! She couldn’t help but ponder how proud her mother would be if she saw this. Well, probably more so a mixture of fear and disappointment in her new life style truthfully. Oh well! She wasn’t here so there was nothing to worry about.

The villain perked up as she heard a voice call out to her. Someone made it through her mist? How interesting. Ivy turned and spotted the...skeleton man. Well that was something new.

“Actually their names are Sally and Miss Cutie. And yes, this is my home.” Hands go to her hips as she looks the other over. Being a skeleton didn’t give Ivy the best vibes. What reason could he be here for?

“Can I help you?”

[ivyminded]

sagexftime‌:

“You have such wonderful ambitions. My, I really have stumbled upon an amazing woman.”

Pamela must have been a pillar of her own community. Researching plants, and creating medicines. That was something that was very experimental in her own time period. Medicine was a difficult practice to get into, there was so much to know. It was very much a man’s profession, so to see a woman who was into all of that was quite empowering.

“You would make a great role model for the young women of my time. I have never met a woman who was interested in such subjects. And when they are, they are usually pushed away from it by some means. It would do the young ladies good to see a woman who pushed through all of that and followed her dreams of becoming a professional.”

It was natural assumption, that Pamela had the dream of being a professional at what she did. If she didn’t, how would she have gone through all of the learning required to enter such fields? It took true determination to make it that far, it wasn’t something you could do just because you wanted to. It was something that took real work, and for that reason, she was empowered.

A woman could most certainly do anything a man could.

“I am quite happy to have met you.”

A hearty (if slightly flustered) chuckle parted from Ivy’s lips. This woman was going to make her blush from all these compliments! My goodness! “You’re too kind, your highness. Such words aren’t necessary, really.” 

Even still her cheeks dust just the faintest of reds. It’s only now that she realizes just how long it’s been since she’s received a compliment. They were much more frequent when she hadn’t decided to become a super villain and do as she pleased. Her pre-villain days still took her back. It was an odd mix of both joy and bitterness. On the one hand, she garnered respect from her genius level understanding of botany and toxicology. On the other hand, her meek and submissive attitude attracted far too many hecklers whom tried to smooth talk their way into her life. 

Would she ever go back to a normal life in Gotham? Probably not. It was just too liberating to do as she wanted. In another time and place though? Perhaps. Especially since it seems her plant powers may prove to be quite beneficial in many different ways here.

“Goodness. Me as a role model? I don’t know about that...” That might be a little too much. She would just be fine with earning money and maybe a medal or two for her research. 

A smile spreads across her lips at that. Wasn’t often someone was happy to see her other than maybe Harley and Catwoman. “Well, thank you. That’s a really nice thing to say.”

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[ivyminded]

"Hiya red! Here to bust ya out! You might wanna stand back." shining-stxrs (Harley)

@shining-stxrs

“I was wondering when you’d show up! You have no idea how ready I am to get out of here.”

      The villain steps back quite a good distance when instructed too. There’s no doubt in Ivy’s mind that Harley has something loud and explosive to use in order to free her from her current cell. What a delight it will be to escape and do as she pleases once more~!

[ivyminded]

shining-stxrs‌:

“Gotcha covered.” She grabbed her bazooka from the backseat. Hoping out of the car and kicking her way in. She grinned pointing her weapon at the cashier. “Hey bucko! Let me get four large fries, four double cheese burgers a couple cherry cokes and let me get a toy from the kids meal.”

If she had any money on her, Ivy would’ve payed for the meals. Alas, she did not so she was fine with her friend threatening the other with the bazooka. Hopefully Harley would have enough self control not to fire that thing while still inside. Admittedly there’s an amused chuckle at the prospect of Harl wanting a toy. Always in tune with her inner child, wasn’t she?

“Would you mind throwing in a small vanilla frosty into that mix as well?”

[ivyminded]

harveytbirdman‌:

Avenger didn’t seem to like this girl,  he stayed on his perch and kept an eye focused on her. Was it because he could smell the pheromones? Who knew. Harvey at one point tried to hand him papers while listening to Pamela, but in the process dropped the folders–thinking the faithful assistant had grabbed them from him. Arms crossed as he listened to her list of previous crimes–of course it was none of his business to ask of them, but if she was willing to be up front about them, it certainly helped her case. He could rule out this new accusation by simply stating it wasn’t in her line of work.

            ↳ ︸ “ Seems fair enough.                                 –People can find a new home, especially in this booming                        economy. ” ︸ ↵

They couldn’t.

            ↳ ︸ “ Ms. Isley, what are your charges ? ” ︸ ↵

Ivy was such a unique one when it came to being a villain. She wasn’t a psychopath, tormenting anyone that came her way. It was quite the exact opposite. She only harmed and targeted those that had hurt her first. Sure, sometimes a few innocents were hurt in the process but for the most part Ivy kept to herself.

Of course there was her whole big plan of taking over Gotham. That just screamed evil super villain. Even then, she had no intentions of harming. Merely to drive the citizens out through careful planning. Her evil seemed relatively tame compared to the other big shots of Gotham, who were all varying degrees of crazies and killers. But for as tame as she appeared to be, Ivy never really thought of the ramifications of her actions. What would happen to the millions of lives now homeless would never cross her mind unless someone brought it up right to her face.

“Exactly! Or y’know, just make a new city somewhere else.”

Arms cross over her chest when asked the question. Time to get serious and lay everything down then. “I’ve been accused of destroying one of Gotham’s major power plants just because I was there at the wrong time! I wouldn’t go around destroying Gotham’s energy sources. I need it just as much as everyone else after all! I know most see me as the ‘Go Green’ lady but even I need my morning hot showers and tv channels.”

[ivyminded]

sagexftime‌:

“I see. I suppose that it is better, that a scientist be the one who can tame the savage beast.”

That’s what it was to her, anyway. Her, and anyone she’d ever met. Maybe it could tell what kind of person she was, or maybe there was just something special about the woman. Zelda wasn’t sure what it was, but that Deku Baba was certainly content to be caressed by this woman. Even for her herself, she’d never been this close to a Deku Baba. They were quite fascinating when they weren’t trying to bite you.

“I do not think anyone would mind if you studied them. You could probably make a lot of money, selling any research you observed to the scientists in Castle Town. No one has ever managed to get this close to one before, so all studies have only been done on poison samples obtained from those that spew poison everywhere.”

Zelda bows her head in respect, and finally, she smiles.

“It is my pleasure to meet you, Pam. I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule. I never imagined when I stumbled upon you that I would meet such a fascinating woman.”

There’s a large grin upon her face once Zelda answers her question. She was thrilled to study these fascinating and alluring creatures. There was no telling what her studies could bring to the table, for herself and others. The fact that no one else here had really the chance to study them could pave way for Ivy to make a name for herself. And perhaps not as a supervillain! Wouldn’t that be something?

She does indeed perk up at the mention of money. That’s like music to her hears! Getting money for doing what she love, understanding and researching plant life and its effects on the environment.

Upon seeing the bow, Ivy did the same. She had expected Zelda was someone of some sort of power considering her attire. No casual civilians dressed up like that unless they were really pushing a certain image. But a princess? What an honor!

“Same to you, Princess Zelda.” A chuckle came from the villain. “Aw, you’re too sweet. I can’t wait to start studying these plants. Who knows what kind of potential medicines they could lead too.”

[ivyminded]

harveytbirdman‌:

Like many great attorney’s,  Harvey was going to defend his client on the basis that their statements were always true. Even if he was oblivious to their criminal activities or knew not that they were in fact lying; I.E., with Fred Flinstone. As soon as Pamela walked into his office, the dead plant that had been sitting in his office corner began to sprout back up, Peanut careful examining it but was soon spewed with a toxic mist that made him fall under her control. He didn’t think anything of it, of course. He figured it was typical Peanut behavior. 

            ↳ ︸ “ It’s an outrage, Ms. Isley.                             –Pinning a crime on a poor, defenseless woman                        because of a few scrapes and dings here and there.                        I mean, who hasn’t tried to enslave all of mankind.                       Don’t worry, Ms. Isley, my team of associates is on this.                                   –I’ll take the case ! ” ︸ ↵

 Pamela had taken a seat, one leg crossed over the other as she awaited his response. She knew it probably had to be a very strange case for him. After all it was a criminal coming for aid against a crime. Ivy wasn’t going to take credit for something she didn’t do nor suffer the consequences if she could help it. Let her pay for the crimes she did commit.

In all honesty she didn’t even realize the plant had came back to life and sprayed its toxins around. That’s the problem with her mutated pheromones sometimes. Even a little could drive a simple plant crazy. 

“Well, I wouldn’t say defenseless. I’ve beaten up lots of people in the past.  Thugs, high school bullies, former work associates, and more.”

Though she is quite pleased when the other agrees to take her case. How wonderful! Maybe she can get this mess all sorted out. She does feel the need to correct him just a tad.

“If I could say though, I have no interest in enslaving all of mankind.  I just want Gotham. Even then I just want the city itself, not its people.  People are annoying and rude. I’m sure you deal with them all the time.”

[ivyminded]

sagexftime‌:

“People have tried, but have had little success in doing so. It is such a vicious plant, that it is impossible to get close enough to it to really study it. The fact that it seems so calm around you is absolutely astounding. All we know about it is that its bite is venomous. Some of them do nothing but spout poison around to harm anyone who comes close.

Who are you, if I may ask?”

It was a natural question. She wanted to know who this person was, they had astounding power. She wasn’t sure how, but this woman could tame what was normally a terrifying plant to run into. A plant that could bite off a limb if you weren’t careful. Zelda kept more of a distance, she wasn’t sure when this thing was going to start biting back.

It was allowing her to touch it. How bizarre.

“Any scientist would kill to be able to do what you are doing now.”

Now Ivy is even more interested in studying and observing these plants. There’s no telling what kind of studies or notes she could make about these eukaryotes! And the fact that its bite was apparently venomous as well? Truly fascinating! Perhaps she could even study this venom if she could get a few samples of it.

A hand was now carefully caressing the head of the vicious plant, soothing it. Ivy did this often with her much larger plants back home in her garden.

Ivy perks up at the question. Her head turns towards the princess. “You can call me Pam. It’s short for my full name Pamela. I’m a scientist in both botany and toxicology.” Ivy boasted rather proudly.

There wasn’t a need to showcase her villain status or name. If anything it’d probably make conversation between the two of them a tad awkward. So she’ll just leave it at that.

She lets out a light chuckle at Zelda’s remark. “In that case would be alright if I took notes and observed these creatures for a while? There’s no telling what could be learned from them!” Was she giddy about this? Yes, yes Ivy was.

[ivyminded]

sagexftime‌:

“They are the Deku Baba. They are a dangerous plant, but… this one is behaving strangely. Normally they attack anything that gets close.”

It was strange, that this one was so docile. She’d never seen such a thing in all her time. The only explanation she had, was that something about this woman calmed it.

“I would almost say, it seems to like you. I have never seen anyone who could tame a Deku Baba. There must be something special about you.”

“The Deku Baba?” What an interesting name. The villain inches ever so closer towards the currently docile plant. It doesn’t seem to mind as she brings out a gloved hand to see what it feels like.

Ivy is very much aware of the fact that she’s the reason it’s currently not attacking them. With a greater concentration she could try and attempt to control the monstrous plant but she’ll refrain from it for now.

A cheeky grin finds itself upon her face. “Yeah, you could say that. Has anyone been able to study them or not before?”

[ivyminded]

@harveytbirdman

“I know my records aren’t the nicest thing to look at but I can prove I’m innocent in all this.” She had been at the wrong place at the wrong time and now here Ivy was being framed for a crime she didn’t commit! It wasn’t right! At least let her commit the crime to be accused of one.

[ivyminded]

@sagexftime

             “How fascinating! I’ve never seen a plant like this before.” 

Ivy couldn’t help but observe the rather large plant with carnivorous teeth. What a time to be without her notepad and a pen! The normally aggressive plant seemed rather docile in Ivy’s presence, most likely due to the mutated pheromones her body gave off. It signaled to the other that she wasn’t a threat.

                                  “Do they have a scientific name?”

[ivyminded]

ivyminded‌:

(Gently sets a starter call down)

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

[ivyminded]

@hybrided

         “This was not a part of my plan!”

Ivy hated it whenever things didn’t go accordingly. That isn’t to say she couldn’t think on the fly. She could! The villain just preferred it when her schemes went off without a hitch. It just meant less headache for her sake.

Unfortunately here she is running alongside the other. Ivy can hear the sound of the police car door slamming shut. Yup, they were getting out and preparing to chase them. How wonderful.