Welcome To The Flip Side

Welcome to The Flip Side system blog! We are a trauma based system of 20+ members ranging from giggly three year old to a prim and proper 40 something woman.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[fuwaprince]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ghosts: *arguing over whose turn it is to answer the ouija*

[the-voids-girlfried]

That would explain why it takes so long to get answers and why it makes no sense.

[crowkay-deactivated20181222]

Me: what is your name?

Thingie u hold: * begrudgingly slides to “no” *

Me: wtf

[yelskamy]

Mom said it’s my turn on the planchette

[alicemcalicepants]

*hears call from the living*

*stares at it until it stops*

[starofthemourning]

stares as the board spell out:

*WE–HAVE–UPDATED –OUR–PRIVACY–POLICY*

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

“new spirit board, who dis?”

[amoisthobo]

[theesirenaa]

THIS IS PERFECTION

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[fendorkian]

This still gets me everytime

[ivyontheflipside]

This is the shit I'm gonna do if I'm a ghost

[hungwy]

If I was a robot I’d abuse my self shut-down function way too much… Like scenario I don’t want to be in? Powering down!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“we need to talk” BATTERY LOW

[maxknightley]

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

[maxknightley]

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you are incredibly valid

[axolotlcipher]

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

inconveniencing people even from the grave

[deluxeloy]

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

[coffin-flop]

My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You are so lucky to have this person as a friend

[archipelagoghost-deactivated202]

Real Question: Is eating someone that’s been cremated cannibalism?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You People Comprehensively Exhaust Me

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

pour my ashes into a hoola hoop and enter as many competions as you can. my spirit will be with you.

[pastell-black]

Mix my ashes into that cool black bath bomb and give it to my enemies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you’re not willing to take a bath in my ashes then what kind of friend are you

[brieflyshadywolf]

me as I ignore my problems and hoping they’ll go away

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*refuses to make eye contact with my problems as they blaze in unholy hellfire right in front of me*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Mansplaining shall now be referred to as Correctile Dysfunction, pass it on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

Why wait for a poltergeist to cause a ruckus? Slam your own doors. Rattle your own windows. Smash your own favourite plate against the wall. Haunt your own house. You don’t need no weakass spirit. The only supernatural force you need in your life is yourself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is so inspiring i’m crying thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[katsen13]

[wormywormyarchive]

here’s a flower for everyone who feels sad today:

🌼

[sunshineysprinkles]

If you’re reading this, it’s too late. The positive vibes are already coming for you, get ready. You have no choice but to have a good day now.

[1st-1]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

when you think you have nothing left you still have the moon, sunsets, your favorite music, paper to write on, warm clothes, new starts and your cute self

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet