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Guy fieri was romantically rejected by bbno$ so I fed him fentanyl to cheer him up and naturally he immediately tells me about how badly he wants to be bred

This games effect on the populous at large will be studied

#tomadac

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I feel so bad for homelander, first his crush (omni man) rejects him, and now his bestie pliny the elder wants to stop being friends

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She popped her hood on my dipstick till I gravied

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Ok picture this:

You go to a new temple (Jewish) because you moved, you walk in and on Friday for the sabbath and they for some reason think your a catholic looking to convert (not the case at all, I was born Jewish and have been practicing since) and then you get covid 19 from the challah bread so you have only gone twice and now it’s been 4 weeks and haven’t been back because you got long covid

Do you A: find a new temple

Do you B: walk in, feel like your being judged (for no reason) start crying leave part way through because your so stressed out

Or do you C: do B, then do A but then go to the new temple on the Saturday only for them to be doing a fucking swap thingy on that day where some of the folk from the temple you made a fool of yourself are it, you get recognized and now you seem like a fucking weirdo

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Summon, Marry, Fuck

Azathoth

Cthulu

Yog Sothoth

Assuming the whole “you can’t comprehend them and go fucking insane rule” doesn’t apply to me I say Azathoth because marrying the most powerful eldritch deity seems like a smart choice, Yog sothoth because maybe I can bargain for unknown knowledge and Cthulu because of uh a *consistent* feature in its depictions

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My phone is insanely hot I think it’s gonna explode

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What if we blow up Antarctica and replace it with a big amusement park called Antarctica land and make a shining monument to capitalism

[monidoll]

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

[sourcreammachine]

solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

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How does this app work

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Feminism IS okay with women being “housewives” or wearing hijabs.

Shitting on women who choose to is ANTIFEMINIST

Feminism is about giving women a CHOICE.

If you disagree you don’t understand feminism and are doing just as much harm as alt right woman haters

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I don’t know why but I’ve been avoiding listening to Tyler the creator

I didn’t dislike him I just didn’t want to listen to his music.

Jesus what I’ve been missing out on

[saggyhorse]

canon

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To all the Europeans who don’t understand why Americans don’t know European geography id like to remind two things:

A: Driving from Lisbon to Moscow takes the same amount of time as Tampa to Seattle

B: The average American is broke, we do not have the means to ever go to Europe, the best we get is maybe Canada. Europe is as foreign to us as Africa, Asia and Australia.