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Danny! || He/Him || 25

[malwarechips]

i love it when moths are shaped like this and rthen you get them in a glass to let them outside and you see them from underneath and they look like this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[anneofgreengaybles]

no one is doing a cinema sins on my watch

[trans-yllz]

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[garbage-empress]

It drives me insane how many people are awed at the ability of chatbots to do "plain language search queries" (they are actually pretty bad at it and lie about the content of their source links constantly but I digress) as if we jumped straight from year 2000 Yahoo! keyword searches to Google Gemini. In 2015 you could easily perform effective search queries on Google using the vaguest plain language and it would figure them out with stunning accuracy. You didn't have to waste time "conversing" with a chatbot and could use hard search operators to modify it if need be, without having to guess the language the search engine needed to hear to bring up the correct result. Then in early 2019 Google began hobbling their own search engine because they wanted users to wander aimlessly through irrelevant links and maybe increase revenue by accidentally clicking ads. We didn't need to spend $1 trillion to do what Google did over a decade ago with added hallucinations, time wasting activities, and insane amounts of computing power. That was a completely artificial scenario that didn't need to happen for plain language search queries at all.

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[daintyartisan]

High Fashion SpongeBob by WISDOM KAYE (2023)

[yossyislandd]

dumb stupid idiot bitch

[cheryl-is-a-tulip]

hi I am going to identify your aminal. it is a cat

[yossyislandd]

no? it's an alien

[octopus-with-a-glock]

They are communicating

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[doubletrea]

girl wearing red lipstick and girl wearing blue lipstick enter a room together and both exit with purple lipstick

[doubletrea]

girl wearing red lipstick and girl wearing blue lipstick enter a room together and neither exit the room when you open the door they are not within. the room possesses no doors, windows, vents, or any other method of escape.

[doubletrea]

the entirety of the room is visible from your current position at the sole entry and exit point. the door opens outwards, and there are no objects within the room to hide behind or inside.

[doubletrea]

unsure what my followers are failing to understand in this post. It's quite simple in concept, is it not?

[butterflyscribbles]

How old are you?💻📺

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Quiet joys w/ Marge

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[intactics]

clone some of your own cells and revert them to stem cells in a petri dish because you're a wealthy man trying to cure your weird autoimmune disorder

to announce the project, tell everybody This

[anarchistmemedistro]

feel like the headlines are sleeping on “become my own blood boy”