Swiggity Swooty

18 + Hello there. I'm [redacted] .

[classicalcanvas]

In the Venusberg Tannhauser (1901) by John Collier

[natalieironside]

I love Lorda Rings. I love all my favorite characters like Angron and Ganondorf and Legos and Barometer and Gumroad and Frito and Samsworth are Mariah Carey and Peepums

[inthefallofasparrow]

[kyotoprotocols]

[squiddoodlebug]

From Hondo and Fabian, illustrated by Peter McCarty, first published 2002

[a-random-fandom-friend]

Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :

The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[xoxochb]

[maureen2musings]

One of the craziest things I’ve ever photographed! Maui, Hawaii

ericrubens

[8unny9l0ck]

pass it around

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

[weresoul]

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

[thatpreciousthing]

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

[blood-wynd]

People need to relearn the word “asshole who is purposely ignoring your feelings” and stop using “psychopath/sociopath” as a replacement

[hyperlexichypatia]

People need to relearn the word "habit" and stop using "addiction" as a replacement.

[mondkraehe]

People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[depsidase]

[cabybapa]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

hate when i finish my coffee, i had no business doing that ..

[clowns-ofthesame-circus]

if your trans advocacy doesn’t include or forgets nonbinary people, it’s meaningless

[insomniac-arrest]

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

[insomniac-arrest]

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

[atinkleofdarkness-deactivated20]

From The Fairies’ Festival by John Witt Randall, 1895