Hi I'm Sam from Swixer

hi im Sam talk to me ya

[haantsam]

is it ok 2 dump someone bc they wont tell you their tumblr url even after they go through your /likes

[iwanteyebrowsm8]

i’m genuinely salty

[thedailyshow]

Jordan Klepper attends a Trump rally to catch up on all the hottest conspiracy theories.

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

SCREAMING

[holyromanhomo]

HOW

HOWWWWWWWWW

[haantsam]

Isn’t a meme one of those little yellow men

My dad (via haantsam)

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

[talkingllama]

when my mum scolds me

[dpdgrantaire]

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

[gathat]

[mydearthisbe]

When tall people are sad and they try to make themselves smaller by hunching or wrapping themselves around a small person but they just look like a forlorn giraffe

[mydearthisbe]

[pixelins]

today i saw a bee flying off with a flower?

[fiomori]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

Omg

[misandry-mermaid]

lol men can’t handle rejection at all this is so embarrassing for him

[moaningmabel]

I shouldn’t have read this the second hand embarrassment is making me nauseous

[catlovesmocalike]

Oh my God… the sheer entitlement of this guy. yikes. And then they say girls are clingy

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

howcome the president always wins the election

[ryanhatesthis]

[basedheisenberg]

Real recognizes real.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

someone Please send help , hooligans have broken into my home and put these signs on everything,I have not eaten or drank water in 8 days out of fear of Epic Ownage ,i am dying

[weloveblackgirlsssss]