mhmm mhmm

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I decided to make a basic idea for a wttt hazbin hotel au

Okay so Florida is Charlie because he's the main character, and Louisiana gets to be Vaggie naturally because of that

I feel like someone would be mad if i didn't make Nevada Angel Dust, so i thought at first Gov could be Alaster but then I thought about it more, the Supreme Court seems better for it and Gov can be Husker since that's more accurate, and utah can be Nifty (i guess that means Gov and Nevada would be the ship, i don't ship it but I'm alright with it)

And i honestly don't know who should be Sir Pentious, rn i'm thinking the CDC, that'll probably change

And I'm thinking texas would be Carmilla Carmine, i was gonna make Austin his child and he'd have no other because he doesn't really need one (they're not doing much in the show) but i gave Austin a new role so Texas might just be delusional and raise a sack of hay as a child (idk if you don't want that then tell me who should his child/children)

Speaking of Austin he would be Emily because of course he would and California would be Sara, well meaning but undeniably harmful. And who else but Delaware to be adam, not because of character or anything.

It seems fun

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I need you to know this comment has not left my head at all it plagues my brain

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I finished the second chapter, robins a girl because i started this before they were an actual character and I'm not letting this version go, nothing else of importance happens really but I'm sure you'll find something funny

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Thanks for being interested but I'm not really into the cgcu anymore

[doueverwonder]

not long after Florida moved in California started watching videos and reading articles that were like "5 tips for caring for your pet alligator" bc that's basically what Florida is.

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Is an alligator even a pet you're supposed to have?

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

For the asexual texas believers

I feel like texas would believe he's bi for the longest time under the "oh i like nobody equally" idea

[nohappinessinthisworld]

Yes and then finding out that he just doesn’t like sex

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

No i feel he'd know that but not the term for asexual

[doueverwonder]

How many poor unsuspecting non-Midwest-states have gotten trapped in a Midwest goodbye?

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Everystate

Put a southerner in a room with a midwest person

And they'll literally have to be forced apart

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

For the asexual texas believers

I feel like texas would believe he's bi for the longest time under the "oh i like nobody equally" idea

[wtttquestionsdaily]

if ben were to EVER knowledge the ships in wttt what ship would be the most likely go canon?

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Floui is most likely, CaliYork is runner up (seeing as it’s already been hinted at), CaliTex would be brave but not disappointing cuz enemies to lovers <3

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I love people writing a healthy texicali ship in fanfics

But if it were to be canon i just feel like it would need to be slightly toxic, not necessarily abusive or anything but still

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Here's baby texas with the hat he stole from his dad, he will yell if you take it away

[l0nestarr3d]

teeny tiny child :D

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Yeah little baby boy

[goldengay49]

Cutie!

Baby Texas on a horse!

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I like the idea of him stealing his dad's hat and planning to escape on a rocking horse

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Here's baby texas with the hat he stole from his dad, he will yell if you take it away

[l0nestarr3d]

teeny tiny child :D

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Yeah little baby boy

[l0nestarr3d]

itty bitty baby boy at that.

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Little baby theif

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Here's baby texas with the hat he stole from his dad, he will yell if you take it away

[l0nestarr3d]

teeny tiny child :D

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Yeah little baby boy

[goldengay49]

Florida: “turns out I’m not hungry and I just wanted to chew on stuff“

California: “yes but why my leg!?”

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Honestly their dynamic reminds me of me and one of my exes, /pos

[goldengay49]

Oop

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I mean that in a good way, we stayed friends if it makes you happier

[fluxxdog]

Wait, what does /pos mean?

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

It means positive

[goldengay49]

Florida: “turns out I’m not hungry and I just wanted to chew on stuff“

California: “yes but why my leg!?”

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Honestly their dynamic reminds me of me and one of my exes, /pos

[goldengay49]

Oop

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I mean that in a good way, we stayed friends if it makes you happier

[goldengay49]

Florida: “turns out I’m not hungry and I just wanted to chew on stuff“

California: “yes but why my leg!?”

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Honestly their dynamic reminds me of me and one of my exes, /pos

[wtttquestionsdaily]

what do you guys assume abt the states?

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

They just have a giant table for meetings

[doueverwonder]

i love how it's brought up that Louisiana is catholic, like the ways Ben works it in where you can tell Loui is dead serious about this stuff but it still fits the silly vibes of his character.

Like the two times Lent are brought up are when NY tells him to come get the aligator he found and the response is and i quote "I would love to help you sha, but I swore off taking responsibility for lent"; and then in the 'states in a job interview' video, when they ask about the gap in his resume and he's just "that's the year the tigers won the super bowl, then there was mardi gras, then i swore off work for lent"

then the video where he explains Ash Wednesday, and it starts with my guy just face down at the table, he's fine just recovering from Mardi Gras and when he sits up to explain he's got the ash on his forehead (also the in depth explanation of "Ash Wednesday is about Jesus saving us and thinking about mortality and stuff". thank you Loui)

idk, i just like that it's such a casual bit about him :]

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Honestly swearing off responsibility for lent just sounds more inconvenient than anything

[nohappinessinthisworld]

You know what I want to see? Gov going through Texas’ cities names and Florida commenting on how Texas literally name a town Yellow in Spanish.

[koala2055]

No cuz Cali has a city named Los Gatos. The cats. There is a city named the cats.

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I wanna know the real story behind that, like how many cats were there

[nohappinessinthisworld]

California loves Cats and Texas favorite color is yellow. lol. In all, I want to know what the heck the people who name these cities were thinking when they name them.

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I feel it was either one person who called it that as a joke/placeholder and they never came up with a better name

With yellow town maybe it it just smelled like piss /hj

[nohappinessinthisworld]

You know what I want to see? Gov going through Texas’ cities names and Florida commenting on how Texas literally name a town Yellow in Spanish.

[koala2055]

No cuz Cali has a city named Los Gatos. The cats. There is a city named the cats.

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

I wanna know the real story behind that, like how many cats were there