APugniColMondo

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

[afeelgoodblog]

It’s so cute

[robertwire]

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

[pinkpunkpie]

person: do you have a type?

my head:

me: i like dumbasses with repressed feelings

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[vestiblr]

[acourtofwhitesandracism]

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

[teenagerposts]

Me: why didn't I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke

[twitterlols]

[killingkari]

So how stupid do you think the Hogwarts teachers felt back in Harrys first year when their traps and riddles designed to keep out Lord fucking Voldemort were beaten by three 11 year olds

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[sheisgreta]

“Occuperei la lingua in approfondite indagini, in parti del tuo corpo che nemmeno immagini.”

— Articolo 31, Aria

[eravamo-re]

“Andando avanti ho avuto alti, bassi, blackout, perso falsi amici, fatto sacrifici. È meglio che ti abitui a certe cicatrici, cose che bestemmi e domani benedici.”

— J Ax

[eravamo-re]

Articolo 31 - Domani

[ibacialcianuro]

“E ancora cambio umore se ti penso, è un bel po’ che non ti sento, ma non mi frega cosa stai facendo”

— Articolo 31

[iwish-icouldsaveyou]

Dentro ho un'immagine di te che non parla

L'ho fatta per guardarla e non voglio rovinarla

[teenagecollectionswhispers]

““Di noi che diamo nome a un sogno ribelle, che ci incendia la pelle e lo gridiamo alle stelle””

— Tu mi fai cantare -Articolo 31

[ultimaluna]

J-ax.

[rrebela]

Articolo 31 - Senza dubbio

[iwish-icouldsaveyou]

I miei quindici anni tetri, la prof che mi odiava, la fuga da casa, il tuffo da sei metri quando scopri che nessuno guardava. Il posto di blocco, l'amore non corrisposto, quando ho rubato e poi m'hanno preso neanche io ci credevo che avevo fatto il botto