Official TaylorB Rotomblr!!

(Pokemon IRL rp blog)

[itstaylorbtv]

Hey Little Crew! Iiiiiiit’s TAYLOR! Welcome to my new OFFICIAL Rotomblr page!

I’m gonna be using this as a hub for all my Mewtube vids, Tinkatoks, and vods from all my streams! Little Cup fans make some noooooiiise!!!

Make sure you follow for all my EXCLUSIVE TaylorB TV content!

Here’s my card for all you new peeps!

Name: Taylor Bismuth

Age: 24

Birthday: April 2

Pronouns: He/him

Links:

mewtube.com/taylorbtv

togetwitch.com/taylorbtv

tinkatok.com/@taylorbtv

Don’t forget to support me on Patreon to keep the Crew content coming and to support the mission to get JUSTICE FOR DRIFLOON and get our boi BACK INTO LITTLE CUP META!

And if you’ve seen that TaylorTTV guy, BLOCK HIS ASS!!! He’s been plagiarizing my brand since day 1! Don’t talk to me or my 300 sons ever again, wetboy!

OOC info under cut

Taylor is a Dramastakes Villain (in the making) character and is overall a pompous jerk, so expect him to cause problems on purpose. He started as a joke and is written to play against @itstaylorttv especially.

He’s a competitive Little Cup tier battler who has beef with the other Taylor for getting his ace drifloon banned from Little Cup. Irl, drifloon was banned from Little Cup years ago (excluding Pokemon Go) but it’s being played here like it was a recent change instigated by TaylorTTV.

General Info:

-Mod is an adult

-No NSFW asks (meaning sexually explicit, or containing graphic descriptions or depictions of nudity or sexual acts). Innuendo and suggestive is alright.

-Taylor is an adult, and this blog may contain occasional innuendo or humor, tagged as cw: suggestive

-The views of the muse do not necessarily reflect the views of the mod

-IC hate is allowed

Likes and follows from @Kittrexcreates

Pelipper mail: ON

Magic anons: OFF

[pokemonshelterstories]

Do drifloon actually fly through your windows and steal you if you don't lock them before bed? Cuz my sister told me they do and its so hot at night in Alola that I always wanna keep my windows open, but now I'm kinda scared :(

i mean, they might come inside? but unless you are very very light, a drifloon is not going to be able to make off with you. they aren't particularly strong.

depending on what part of alola you live in, though, there could be other more dangerous pokemon that might try to find their way in. i'm assuming you're on melemele, given that i think that's the only island drifloon regularly appear in alola. i would be far more concerned about a rattata climbing in through the window and causing havoc, or even a gastly suffocating you (since they can phase through window screens). if you do have screens on your windows and hang up a couple of cleanse tags for the gastly, you're probably going to be fine keeping them open. but, although your sister was wrong about which pokemon, there are potentially dangerous wild pokemon that might take the opportunity to come inside if it's presented to them. that doesn't mean you have to keep your windows shut at all times, but you need to take the appropriate precautions to prevent pokemon from coming in, and it's important to keep an eye out if you notice pokemon hanging around your house more frequently, especially at night.

[itstaylorbtv]

Happy T-shot Tuesday, crew ✌️💜

[itstaylorbtv]

Happy T-shot Tuesday, and happy holidays, Little Crew! 💜✌️

[strayknight]

[taken-by-the-drifloons]

i really didn't think i would have to say this, but to all of the ghost type haters sending me these dumbass asks: no, my url is NOT "disrespectful towards kidnapped children."

for one, drifloons taking children away is a MYTH. you are harassing me over a FAIRYTALE. there is one unconfirmed case of a drifloon kidnapping but that happened, like, 50 years ago (curiously in the midst of a spike in human trafficking in Sinnoh, but that's neither here nor there.)

two, i know drifloons! i grew up around them. in fact, i had a drifloon as my very first partner pokemon (she's a drifblim now btw!) my mom ran a ghost-type daycare. my dad was a mortician and encountered lots of ghost pokemon drawn to the spiritual energy. i can say with confidence that the large majority of drifloons would never hurt a cutiefly, so u guys SERIOUSLY need to check your biases towards ghost types. i cant believe this is still an issue in the year of arceus, 2025.

three, the majority of kidnappings - of pokemon and human children - are PERPETRATED BY HUMANS. NOT pokemon. not hypnos, not drifloons, not any other "spooky" ghost, dark, or psychic type. HUMANS. these kind of issues do need to be talked about, but do NOT blame them on pokemon! without our odor sleuthers, our slurpuffs and growlithes with their amazing senses of smell, and our alakazams and metagrosses with superhuman and supercomputer intelligences respectively, FAR more cases of disappearances would remain unsolved.

so. yk. maybe do a little research before deciding that some blog on rotomblr's url is singlehandedly upholding the institution of human trafficking 🙄 thanks!~

[itstaylorbtv]

Happy T shot Tuesday, crew!

[itstaylorbtv]

Be sure to show some extra love and appreciation for your local floons today, Little Crew! Today’s the most important Floon Fuck Friday there is!

Happy Haunted Floon Fuck Friday! 💜🎃 Get lots of candy tonight! Take lots of selfies! Y’know unlike lots of ghosts floons love to be in photos! If they see you whip out your phone BOOM they’re right there holding your hand trying to get in the picture!

Tag me in all your Floon Bombing photos, Crew! 💜

[team-enigma-official]

https://www.tumblr.com/team-enigma-official/798180298478256128/the-victim-has-asked-to-remain-anonymous-girl

This is very unprofessional of you and honestly makes me less inclined to believe you.

Along with the earlier screaming about... A poffin. That was sent as a gift.

Your team is such a joke.

Hey we like a little humor here. But glitch pokemon are serious businesses to us here at Team Enigma.

Don't mind Ems she's just a little stressed out. Like I said, real empathetic and hearing about that tragedy in the market? It's got her all bent outta shape.

But now you guys have me! TaylorTTV everyone's favorite Enigma Admin!

[research-rewrite]

Who is Taylor. You sound annoying.

[team-enigma-official]

Haha that's me! I'm TaylorTTV! You might know me from Togetwitch and Mewtube! I'm kind of a big deal over there. But it's no big deal. I'm just in it to support the cause over here. I've got a real big heart, ya know?

Anyway remember to like and subscribe to TaylorTTV over at Mewtube.com!

[itstaylorbtv]

Or block and evade and follow the OG Taylor right here!

Heeeey Little Crew, it’s your boy TaylorBTV! If you’ve had all the G-Fueloholic and his poffinphobic girlfriend content you can stand, check out my channel for all the hottest Little Cup strats and hit clips of the Floon Army being awesome!

[team-enigma-official]

Haha hey man. Don't use my posts to advertise your streams ok? This is official Neo Enigma business.

[itstaylorbtv]

And while you’re at it try my promo code TAYLORB to save 10% on your own pair of MudBraycons!

[team-enigma-official]

https://www.tumblr.com/team-enigma-official/798180298478256128/the-victim-has-asked-to-remain-anonymous-girl

This is very unprofessional of you and honestly makes me less inclined to believe you.

Along with the earlier screaming about... A poffin. That was sent as a gift.

Your team is such a joke.

Hey we like a little humor here. But glitch pokemon are serious businesses to us here at Team Enigma.

Don't mind Ems she's just a little stressed out. Like I said, real empathetic and hearing about that tragedy in the market? It's got her all bent outta shape.

But now you guys have me! TaylorTTV everyone's favorite Enigma Admin!

[research-rewrite]

Who is Taylor. You sound annoying.

[team-enigma-official]

Haha that's me! I'm TaylorTTV! You might know me from Togetwitch and Mewtube! I'm kind of a big deal over there. But it's no big deal. I'm just in it to support the cause over here. I've got a real big heart, ya know?

Anyway remember to like and subscribe to TaylorTTV over at Mewtube.com!

[itstaylorbtv]

Or block and evade and follow the OG Taylor right here!

Heeeey Little Crew, it’s your boy TaylorBTV! If you’ve had all the G-Fueloholic and his poffinphobic girlfriend content you can stand, check out my channel for all the hottest Little Cup strats and hit clips of the Floon Army being awesome!

[itstaylorbtv]

Man, it’s crazy how people will just say anything on the internet haha! Like “Drifloon steal and eat kids”, but man they literally don’t. And even if they did just WEIGH YOUR KIDS DOWN with some books or your unrealistic expectations as a parent or something.

[research-rewrite]

how it feels to fall for obvious bait online.

[itstaylorbtv]

I don’t fall for bait. It’s just plain old misinformation.

[research-rewrite]

you’re the bait

[itstaylorbtv]

Nah, I’m just spitting facts! If that makes you mad maybe get off the Internet 💜

[itstaylorbtv]

Man, it’s crazy how people will just say anything on the internet haha! Like “Drifloon steal and eat kids”, but man they literally don’t. And even if they did just WEIGH YOUR KIDS DOWN with some books or your unrealistic expectations as a parent or something.

[research-rewrite]

how it feels to fall for obvious bait online.

[itstaylorbtv]

I don’t fall for bait. It’s just plain old misinformation.

[itstaylorbtv]

Man, it’s crazy how people will just say anything on the internet haha! Like “Drifloon steal and eat kids”, but man they literally don’t. And even if they did just WEIGH YOUR KIDS DOWN with some books or your unrealistic expectations as a parent or something.

[itstaylorbtv]

FLOON FUCK FRIDAY!!!!!!

[itstaylorbtv]

Tomorrow!

[itstaylorbtv]

Worried about drifloon stealing your kids? First of all you’re wrong, they don’t do that. Second of all, just get bigger kids so they’re harder to steal.

[thenextsinnohchampion]

THAY'S NOT HOW THAT FUCKING WORKS

[wimzy-and-joy]

I remember when I carried rocks in my pocket so I would be heavier so Driftbloom would not steal me.

I really believed anything as a kid dawg.

[thenextsinnohchampion]

I WAS KIDNAPPED BY DRIFLOON FIFTEEN SEPERATE TIMES

[wimzy-and-joy]

WHAT

[licensed2faint]

That sounds like a personal problem

[chingling-cacophony]

A problem of bad parenting, perhaps. My parents only lost two children, neither of which were taken by Drifloon.

[licensed2faint]

Well, I don't have the energy to unpack that.

i was referring to whatever it was that attracted a Drifloon on fifteen separate occasions. Drifloon mostly just wander around in empty fields. What was this guy fucking DOING to attract that much Drifloon attention?

[newcomer-karp]

A drifloon tried picking me up once but I have always been a round fella. It gave up. I think it injured itself trying

[itstaylorbtv]

I’m sure it put in its best effort even though floons don’t actually kidnap kids! Whatever it was doing it did a great job!

[itstaylorbtv]

FLOON FUCK FRIDAY!!!!!!