I wish you would stop

Ao3 @iwishyouwouldstop, irl Jo

[iwishyouwouldstop]

Writing Bridgerton AUs for shits and giggles.

WIPs

Cruise Control — Kate and Anthony find themselves trapped on a transatlantic cruise ship together, in a very small cabin. Modern multi-chap.

Decree nisi — Modern two-parter. Kate and Anthony married too young, had kids way too young and got divorced. But after everything that passed between them, that spark just won't die ...

All The Magic We Made — Childhood friends to enemies to lovers. A multi-chap of angsty sexual tension, sweet childhood flashbacks plus witchcraft

I Just Wanna Stay — Kate is MALF (mum Anthony would like to ...) but circumstances conspire to make it as difficult as possible.

Complete

Multi-chaps

Where Women Glow and Men Plunder — the OG and ludicrously long fic that started it all. See the playlist of chapter titles. Download the epub file.

She Took Me In — Part II of The Aussie AU, the epilogue chapters to Where Women Glow. Random drabbles in the hea era.

When The Beat Drops — Sillier, shorter and muddier. The music festival AU. Playlist for some festival vibes. Download the fancy epub file.

The Man In The Window — Kate is very excited to get home and watch her show. If that show happens to be a very hot neighbour who likes to do nude yoga is that any of your business?

One shots

Focus — a Kanthony week 2023 oneshot.

The Best Man — a regency drabble about Ben's experience being Ant's best man, again.

Scent Of A Woman — modern smut-shot, the gym au inspired by a viral insta reel.

The Beast Within — a continuation of the season 3 episode 1 kanthony study scene, regency drabble.

Lights, Camera, Fuck, Smile — a modern smut-shot. Anthony is a party boy sworn off dating models, Kate is a model.

We Are One — regency drabble, Aubrey Hall conception activities.

Death By A Thousand Cunts — silly one-shot with magical elements. First-person pov, Anthony recounts how he drowned in pussy.

Crashing into you — A distracted and stressed Anthony hits a cyclist. Kate is having the best morning she can remember — until a posh wanker in an Audi runs her over.

I was right — Jurassic Park x Kanthony one-shot for Kate Week 2025.

Series

Anthony Week 2023 — a series of seven one-shots celebrating our favourite clown.

Kate Week 2024 — two drabbles for Kathani, our mad queen.

[flyora]

No additional comments here just my little (little-ahhah-funny) obsession with Hollanov and "Wolfbird" by @opal-apparition (ao3)

[iwishyouwouldstop]

Wolfbird Ilya never not on my mind

[one-two-two-one]

My attempt at Heated Rivalry text/tweet/tumblr edits 22/?

Image descriptions and text for accessibility below the jump:

1. Image description: Ilya fake crying in the locker room while telling his team to make Montreal’s team cry during their game

Text: it costs $0 to be dramatic and y’all know how much i love a good deal

2. Image description: Shane sitting with his arms folded and his head down as his mom touches his shoulder in passing and Ilya looks away uncomfortably while at the Hollander dining table

Text [by witchdaddio on Twitter]: you cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done

3. Image description: Shane skating while smiling back at Ilya (not pictured) during a Montreal Metros vs. Boston Raiders hockey game

Text [by wuntrum on tumblr]: i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith.

4. Image description: Shirtless Ilya sitting on his couch while Shane’s face is in his crotch and Ilya’s hand is on Shane’s head

Text [by whoreyess on Twitter]: i want him in between my legs as i play w his hair

5. Image description: Ilya taking a sip of a drink on draft day while glancing down over the balcony

Text [by gothiccboi on Twitter]: When the liquor start tasting like your parents did the best they knew how to do at that time

[one-two-two-one]

My attempt at Heated Rivalry text/tweet/tumblr edits 22/?

Image descriptions and text for accessibility below the jump:

1. Image description: Ilya fake crying in the locker room while telling his team to make Montreal’s team cry during their game

Text: it costs $0 to be dramatic and y’all know how much i love a good deal

2. Image description: Shane sitting with his arms folded and his head down as his mom touches his shoulder in passing and Ilya looks away uncomfortably while at the Hollander dining table

Text [by witchdaddio on Twitter]: you cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done

3. Image description: Shane skating while smiling back at Ilya (not pictured) during a Montreal Metros vs. Boston Raiders hockey game

Text [by wuntrum on tumblr]: i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith.

4. Image description: Shirtless Ilya sitting on his couch while Shane’s face is in his crotch and Ilya’s hand is on Shane’s head

Text [by whoreyess on Twitter]: i want him in between my legs as i play w his hair

5. Image description: Ilya taking a sip of a drink on draft day while glancing down over the balcony

Text [by gothiccboi on Twitter]: When the liquor start tasting like your parents did the best they knew how to do at that time

[one-two-two-one]

My attempt at Heated Rivalry text/tweet/tumblr edits 22/?

Image descriptions and text for accessibility below the jump:

1. Image description: Ilya fake crying in the locker room while telling his team to make Montreal’s team cry during their game

Text: it costs $0 to be dramatic and y’all know how much i love a good deal

2. Image description: Shane sitting with his arms folded and his head down as his mom touches his shoulder in passing and Ilya looks away uncomfortably while at the Hollander dining table

Text [by witchdaddio on Twitter]: you cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done

3. Image description: Shane skating while smiling back at Ilya (not pictured) during a Montreal Metros vs. Boston Raiders hockey game

Text [by wuntrum on tumblr]: i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith.

4. Image description: Shirtless Ilya sitting on his couch while Shane’s face is in his crotch and Ilya’s hand is on Shane’s head

Text [by whoreyess on Twitter]: i want him in between my legs as i play w his hair

5. Image description: Ilya taking a sip of a drink on draft day while glancing down over the balcony

Text [by gothiccboi on Twitter]: When the liquor start tasting like your parents did the best they knew how to do at that time

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane loves his personal space. Ilya also loves Shane's personal space.

[iwishyouwouldstop]

While AO3 was down, I came back to reread a gem that is "Where women glow and men plumber"... although I don't get the touch parts (I'm sorry I only can deal with football, I'm from Argentina!) I was totally inmerse in this world you built! Thanks for sharing your work! ❤️

That is so lovely to hear 🥹 Argentina has a great rugby team, Los Pumas! Touch footy is basically rugby without the tackling. Youll be horrified to learn we call football soccer here because we hold rugby and Australian Rules football above the round ball sport 😂

Thank you for reading and reaching out!! ❤️❤️

[sixtiesgogobootz]

Jonathan Bailey as Anthony Bridgerton - Bridgerton Season 4

[iwishyouwouldstop]

This might just get me to watch S4

[fortysomethingwolfbird]

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[chiaroscuropainter]

Ilya Rozanov would unironically ask Shane Hollander (his boyfriend!!) if he’d still love him if he was a worm.

And because Shane Hollander (ilya’s boyfriend!!) would never in a million years pass a “test” he would immediately respond with: “no, worms are gross” (Shane doesn’t even look up from his phone)

[iwishyouwouldstop]

Funny you should say that ... 🪱

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77485826

[philanthropic-insouciance]

[emziess]

I love you so much. Heated Rivalry

[hrgifs]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

[my-2nd-account]

More hollanov as text posts:

[theveriest]

What Ilya is really saying, episode 1

What Ilya's mouth is saying: Oh my god Hollander, you are so boring

What Ilya's heart is saying: Oh my god, I find your little quirks and autistic rizz enchanting but I can't tell you that I think you're cute because that would make me vulnerable

What Ilya's mouth is saying: Not everything is about you, Hollander!

What Ilya's heart is saying: Even if I had won Rookie of the Year, it would not have been enough for my father because nothing is ever enough for him and nothing ever will be enough for him no matter how hard I try

What Ilya's mouth is saying: I go home to Russia in three days

What Ilya's heart is saying: That place and the people in it are slowly killing me. It killed my mother. They are sucking the life out of me. I am slowly turning off all the lights inside of me, I am emotionally closing down before I even board the plane because if I don't let them see this part of me then they can't use it against me. Please see me. I am desperate for someone to see me. Please let me feel something one more time before I go.

[your-void-senpai]

heated rivalry has been like the reintroduction of wolves in yellowstone for this website