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im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

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What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

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#:)

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dream team

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uh? there’s no healer lmao

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wym dr phil is right there

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dont give children’s coloring books to college students

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HEATHENS!!!!!

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

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pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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Thor Ragnarok (2017)

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#DA:O #alistair my love

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The Art of Sign Smack Talk

A liquor store in Somerville, Massachusetts picked a fight with the McDonald’s up the road using their sign and hilarity ensued. The two went back and forth exchanging disses with an impressive use of correct letter tiles which caught attention from the locals. McDonald’s is showing us all, aptly, how to beef.

#beautiful #memays