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i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

crazysodomite

how it feels to dm someone

sacred-portal

pissvortex

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

badassdemonsword

pjackk

There r a few of u i want to say goodbye to before its time tomorow

ryoki-ph

where are you going pjackk

pjackk

Well i was fixing to head out to the park so i coild hit up the corn cobs & sweetmelon an fatten up the capons for Thug sauce/Sex Dip

goodgirl-inc

cheaphalloweencostume

im the evil cinephile they warned you about. i fuck the movies and i think its idiotic and pedestrian that you do not fuck the movies.

aroace-nut-case

@funnier-when-objectum

dragon-in-a-fez

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

dragon-in-a-fez

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

dragon-in-a-fez

y'all are doing some weird discourse on this post. no that therapist doesn't need to be "investigated" lmao. she didn't say I was wrong, she reacted because the phrasing was specific as fuck and revealed a lot about my worldview which is totally reasonable to want to explore.