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I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

mycatshuman

I laughed out loud

krishnahare

he’s rtm (rat to mouse)

strawberrystan

The Losers as things said on my Europe Trip

I apologizing for all the cursing, my friends have very dirty mouths!

Richie: I’m a new man, I’m strong, witty- *runs into a pole*

Eddie: Richie you fucking idio- *stumbles over his own feet*

Eddie: *spills water and tried to wipe it up*

Richie: I can still see it

Eddie: Yeah well I can still see your little bitch ass from a mile away fuck off

Stan: *talking to everyone but Richie*

Richie: Aren’t you gonna say anything to me?

Stan: Fuck off

Richie: *inhales his dessert in 0.3 seconds

Eddie: Holy fucking shit Richard

Richie: that was so good bro

Stan: you’re so fucked

Bill: *gives Richie his dessert*

Richie: *instantly starts scooping it into his mouth

Stan: You’re fucked

*anytime anything even slightly embarrassing happens*

Mike: When in Rome

Eddie: *buys a pink bracelet

Bev: that is the ugliest fucking shit I’ve ever seen *later steals it and wears it for 3 days before getting caught*

Bill: *trying to be cool by showing off his tattoo* it says family first

Richie: Bill you don’t even have a brother anymore (originally said dad)

Bill: I flew across the world and still can’t escape your cruel attacks

Bill: *puts pepper in Eddie’s water while he’s not looking*

Eddie: *noticed his mischievous smile*

Eddie: wtf did u do?!

Bill: I didn’t do anything!

Ben: yeah he didn’t do anything

Eddie: oh haha pepper in my fucking water, well, there’s no more water in my cup so fuck you!!

Bill: *shrugs and goes back to talking to Ben*

Eddie: *still pissed off* and alSO it’s supposed to be salt so I can’t see it!fucking dumbass.

Richie: Hey wanna snort some coke with me?

Ben: ???

Richie: *takes out a can of Coca Cola and snorts some of it*

Ben: !!! Richie!?

Mike: wtf dude

Richie: *starts screaming with coke flying out his nose*

Richie: *talking about how Canadians still wear their converse in the -40C weather*

Tour Director: what?! do you even still have toes?

Mike: *lost half his foot in a lawn mower accident when he was little* no

Richie: *rapping all the emergency call numbers on a never ending loop*

Bill: *beat boxing and encouraging Richie’s behaviour*

Stan: natural selection is fucking coming for you both

*Richie and Bill talking about boobs*

Stan: I love double D

Bill: …

Stan: as in dick and death

Stan: I’m a homosexual

Richie: is it bad that I want to climb this pope like a jungle gym

Bev: damn I can tell he’d treat me right

Stan: we’re in a church sToP

Eddie: damn that’s a deep ass tub

Richie: yeah! Careful you don’t drown in it since you’re so tiny Eds!

Eddie: Careful I don’t lurk deep under the water so that when you bathe I’ll pull you in and fucking drown your ugly ass and throw you in a French dumpster

Mike: what’s the diff between a French dumpster and a Canadian one?

Eddie: the Canadian one doesn’t have a dead Richie in it and the French one does

Mike: ahh makes sense, makes sense

Stan: youre all fucked, Jesus Christ

Stan: *is religious and trying to pay his respects at the baptistery*

All the losers: *wheezing*

Bill: this painting of baby Jesus looks like ET *continues to die of laughter*

Stan: Lord give me strength to not bitch slap these hoe

Eddie: I love baguettes!!!

Richie: you know baguette means long shaft ;)

Eddie: my answer doesn’t change

Maybe I’ll make a part 2??? My friends and I did a lot of foolish things on this trip lol

#stenbrough #reddie #meme #europe

gallavich

madnesspalace

And award for the best character development ever goes to…

+bonus

fitness01993

Things they don’t tell you about top surgery

- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)

- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks

- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head.

- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself

- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are

- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time

- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly.

- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.

- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it.

- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy.

i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better.

fitness01993

To the few guys I know having surgery this week!

sabertoothwalrus

-the headache you get a couple days after the surgery because the anesthesia is leaving your body hurts 200 times more than the surgery itself. And even that isn’t too bad.

-after a week or, you ITCH. It’s awful. Try not to touch your stitches too much. An ice pack will help.