Music is life *

Mars. He/they. 31. Bi. This blog is just a mishmash of stuff

[you-are-another-me]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[nessa007]

tag yourself! i’m “weekday wig”

[forthosetunedin]

the black parade is dead! (2007)

“long live” the black parade (2025)

[momdusa]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[klapollo]

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein's monster like. they're DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to "atone" for the actions of their ancestors.

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the "drak whack." dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

[lavalampadvocate]

[saythatuwill]

i hope to god this man knows that he's loved. holy shit, he's so loved.

[sleepiestoken]

the unsettling music box melody in the background.. because vessel is captive inside.. dancing forever. the way the song abruptly ends like we’ve snapped it shut.. trapping him there

[ruinme-please]

Okay, so, the alternating HV and FH symbols in the Caramel video were binary code, translating to “DAMOCLES”

And the image shown after the “code” was this sword hanging by a thread above a crown.

I’m speechless and sad is an understatement.

[godkillerbrigade]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[arelenforyadarlin]

i think everyone in this world would be a bit happier if they accepted the whimsy

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[seriousfic]

The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!

Chronicles of Narnia:

[ruffboi-mags]

i am so angry about how perfect this gif is.

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[i-am-shitpost]

For the love of GOD turn the volume on