Izzy's Lost Pinky

Mourn // 25 // middle-aged queer men appreciation blog

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

YOU'RE A SPOILED ENTITLED BUNCH OF TWATS DRESSED IN PUFFY BLUE NIGHTIES KILL ME KILL US ALL OUR SPIRIT WILL LAST THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING EMPIRE BECAUSE WE'RE GOOD AND YOU ARE A RANCID SYPHILITIC CUNT!!!

[umulata]

Nnnot sure what’s happened six months ago…? Anyway! Time for your weekly sword training session, go get changed or whatever you poofs do. Hurry up, he doesn’t have all day

[goayda]

The only good thing about having to go through so many (oh, god, SO MANY) screencaps to make the stizzy cuddling manip was that I found a few ones that would work very well on other compositions so it wasn't too difficult to get this one ready.

[hotpepper15]

I’ve been living with the idea for three weeks now that I need to somehow influence their popularization in the fandom.

[izzys-pinky-toe]

3 Steps to Heaven – Don't get me wrong, the movie is imo legit crap (lol), but it's got a large guy carrying Con O'Neill bridal style, so...

[glam-hutchence]

[rowenablade]

Broke: Izzy said “I want to go” because he legitimately believed his life’s journey had reached its end.

Woke: Izzy said it so that Edward could move on, a comforting lie in the service of seeing to his beloved captain’s emotional needs one last time.

Bespoke: Izzy went into the gravy basket when he got shot, where Sea Witch Buttons appeared to him and told him if he chose life, his ultimate fate was handling the customer complaint department at Ed & Stede’s Bed & Breakfast & Seafood Restaurant & Freelance Carpentry Business, and knowing this, chose death.

[themistymountainscold]

frenchie strumming the notes to la vie en rose in the captain quaters alone to be with izzy again

[ddesole]

And we can have a bowl of mints…Yeah. In case, like, we have people over. Hang on. Why would people come over? Um, I think that’s just part of it. When you’re room people, people come over.

[mundayme]

the unicorn is alive

[eeleyesop-deactivated20231102]

Bro really put the eraser in his mouth 💀💀

We love con ❤️

[himbotheninth]

It would have made more sense if whenever Stede and Ed stayed on land, Izzy became the new captain of the Revenge. As a parallel to season 1, except this time he has the crew's trust and is ready to take on the position without Blackbeard. THAT is what they could have done with his character development instead of throwing it away for a cheap emotional scene. Like he could have still been gravely injured so he and Ed could have that heart to heart but actually killing him was just unnecessary

[bundibird]

They could have made out like he was dying, with the blood and the cradling and etc ---- but then after the big heart to heart he's still alive, and Stede's like "not to be, um, insensitive, but... does this feel to anyone else like it's taking an awful long time?"

And then Ed's like, "yeah actually it is. wait. Hang on. It's on the left. He was shot on the left! He's gonna be fine! Guys he was shot on the left there's nothing important in there, he's gonna be ok!!!!"

And that way we get all the same emotional bits, but then they doubly tie it back to season one; both with Ed retiring and Izzy being the new captain, just like was discussed, AND a re-feature of the whole empty-left-side thing.

THAT would have been good.

What we got was just lazy.

[cliopadra]

*laughs nervously* Izzy? Dead and gone for good? Naaaah, of course not, he’s just in the gravy basket…or on his way to get sea witch necromancied back by seagull Buttons. He’s ok, he’ll be back…he’ll totally be back 🥲.

[mon-ster-chen]

😅😅.. stand up for the little man../ f..off💫

[blue-b-bro]

So

Piracy is about belonging and they're good

But also it's bad and should be left behind

But they killed Izzy as a death to the old piracy

But he described the new piracy in that belonging speech and he himself lived by this

But he said you can kill him, because his stories will live on

But it's the end of the old piracy

But it was about the crew building Izzy anew

And when he internalized the healthier mindset he was killed so Ed would realize he's loved by the crew

But it was Izzy who was loved by the crew atm

And they finally let them to talk honestly and openly just before Izzy died

So Ed could metaphorically left piracy behind

Izzy said Ed should be just Ed, that people want just Ed (which he could say without dying)

But then Ed doesn't go with his family so what's the point of suddenly calling them his family

Guys help my head hurts

[mysteriouslybluepirate-deactiva]

Hey guys, as a fandom when we revive izzy can we wait a few weeks before we do the 'comes back wrong' trope? Just so we have some time to heal? I'm just asking the collective. I know izzy coming back with fucked up memories is an amazing concept but we're all VERY fragile right now, and I personally don't know if I can take it.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

actually, putting aside all of the izzy bullshit for a second, I just want to remind everyone that STEDE HAS STILL NOT HAD ONE SINGLE CONVERSATION, WITH ED OR ANYONE ELSE, ABOUT THE TRAUMA HISTORY AND SELF-WORTH ISSUES THAT HAVE MOTIVATED HIS ENTIRE PIRATE CAREER.

HE IS MOVING IN WITH ED, A MAN WHO STILL DOESN'T KNOW THAT STEDE WAS KIDNAPPED AT GUNPOINT THE NIGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO RUN OFF TOGETHER, THAT STEDE THOUGHT ED WAS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM, OR THAT STEDE HAS CONSIDERED HIMSELF A LIFELONG FAILURE.

STEDE KNOWS THE ONE SECRET ED NEVER TOLD ANYONE AND ED DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT STEDE HAS KIDS

[zolubaby]

Look what I've found! Ouizzy has been French Bulldog approved. lmao