what

[pasteandgo]

[everythingfox]

What did she do to be in that position?

[quinnmorgendorffer]

How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes????

[alexander]

i choked reading this

[wasted-art]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

my last two brain cells

[broduel]

This legit looks like a porn

[carldangerous]

I scrolled through this whole post waiting for them to take their dicks out

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

[light-em-up-benzedrine]

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

[aluminumapples]

New immortal vs. old immortal

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[phoebusbridgers]

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[healmehealy]

[leezlog]

poetry

[fahbee]

(source)

Bonus:

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[dailycmbyn]

Call Me By Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[p-money-on-tha-mic]

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years. 

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

[kg3]

Can this get more notes though?