Unfriendly Black Hottie

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[sylvansleuth]

And Gorgug's died before, let's be clear.

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

[castielssuperhell]

original post x

[frostedpuffs]

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

[kattahj]

The Barbie movie isn't about girl power. It's not about how women can do everything they set their mind to. It's about how sometimes women are tired and average and that has to be okay too, because you don't have to do everything to be worth anything. (And that this is also true of men.)

[ungothicism]

still thinking about greta gerwig calling me out with Depressed Barbie™ who has watched pride and prejudice more than 7 times. the violence of the stares from my family

[allegriana]

I need Leverage: Redemption to do a tree law episode please and thank you

[sour-patch303]

sorry ur boyfriend got brainwashed by the patriarchy. yeah he thought that it meant horses run everything. sorry.

[margoterobbies]

Barbie Pink & Fabulous ― 'Barbie' Los Angeles Photocall Barbie 1959 ― 'Barbie' Bondi Beach Photocall Barbie Day to Night ― 'Barbie' Seoul Premiere Barbie Sparkling Pink ― 'Barbie' Seoul Press Conference Earring Magic Barbie ― 'Barbie' Mexico Premiere Totally Hair Barbie ― 'Barbie' Mexico Photocall Solo in the Spotlight Barbie ― 'Barbie' Los Angeles Premiere Enchanted Evening Barbie ― 'Barbie' London Premiere

[buildingacastlewithswift]

big day for annoying people (speak now stans, swifties, and lovers of the color purple)

[margotrobie]

She’s not dead, she’s just having an existential crisis.

[loveridden1999]

speak now is for girlies who will speak not infact speak never about their actual feelings

[pencilcat]

[deactivated-blog]

every time i see the word peonies without context

[spacemancharisma]

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

[navajolovesdestiel]

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

[renthebarbarian]

And this is a bitch

[heathyr]

i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

[lexi-tew]

Imma wait to say what I gotta say but right now imma leave it at this.

Miguel was too big and grown to be doing all that.

[freyanistics]

Nah because why was he chasing this child around over something so small? 🤔

[caved-fandom]

The Velocipastor (2018)