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Stranger Things
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

Kiana Khansmith

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$LAYYYTER
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almost home

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@j2theferg
Intellectual property laws used to mean something when it targeted the consumer.
Now the venture capitalist steals the IP to make derivative AI bullshit.
Walton Goggins as Venus Van Dam in Sons of Anarchy (2008-2014)
I love listening to really old music. Dude’s bragging about how long he can have sex with a full brass band behind him.
20s-60s pop music be like “I’m gonna cuck every man in town because I have a great tongue” *sick piano solo*
People are like, "Pop culture was so innocent back then!"
meanwhile every time a refined old crooner mentions a woman's "charms" you can basically imagine that "sexyback" by Justin Timberlake just started playing in the background.
"someone to hold in my arms/and know the magic of her charms" yeah sure mister bobby darin that sounds like a wholesome retro activity
people have always been people. they've always been doing the same things.
People pearl clutching over songs like WAP: ”Songs were so wholesome and clean back then. Not like NOW!”
Lucille Bogan in the 1920s about to drop the raunchiest song she can think of: “I got a song about fucking and it’s not going to beat around the bush about it. Gonna open with a line about my titties.”
You weren’t kidding
The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
Turn Undead's verbal component is "Shitty Bullshit Skeletons", a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song
Shitty, bullshit skeletons Are shitters, scum, and slime Stupid skulls to mock and bully Fuck them up tonight
Shitty, bullshit skeletons That shriek like such a bitch They’ll shake and shudder in surprise When you turn this fucking lich
I’m not sorry, skeletons, your jokes are not so good You want to fucking socialize? (Go drown in fucking mud.)
'Cause shitty, bullshit skeletons Shout stupid fucking things They’ll say plural “sarcophagus” Is “sarcophagoging”
Spirits supernatural are dumb, and that’s a plus But osteo-reanimae are all also a wuss
Stupid, bullshit skeletons Aren’t mean; they’re fucking dicks They’ll grab you by your hyoid bone And throw you in the Styx
Sticks and stones may break their bones But we shall break their pride Cause stupid, bullshit skeletons Will run and fucking hide!
"once per long rest, I can mark a stress, and I can project the image of myself anywhere that I've been before-"
Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"
@padlocked-quintus leaving the funniest response in the tags
immortal words
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Me when I write for 30 minutes: 1k words
Me when I write for 2 hours: 500 words
Me when I write for 4 hours: -300 words
fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle
um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence