LilacVolkarin

A forehead kiss from Emmrich Volkarin would fix me. 30-something. Fics on ao3, same username

[zevranluvr2006]

What i love about emmrich is he comes off as stuffy and pretentious but is actually completely insane and down as fuck

meets rook and co, is like, of course i want to join you on your suicide mission despite my crippling fear of death. Let me grab my skeleton son and let’s go

then god forbid Rook romances him, this 50 something year old man falls hard and fast, starts calling you darling and shit, takes you on a date in a cemetery and shows you his dead parents’ grave tells you about his crippling fear of death and that he’s gonna become a lich and live forever but we can still bang though

picks a crazy fight with rook right before you go on an insane person mission and disappear and then you bang in a coffin ?? or sarcophagus or whatever the fuck?? is like i love you forever baby girl, either does or doesnt become a lich which makes it even more insane and has the audacity to be like “Oh i had no idea such a young hot thing as yourself would be interested in lil ol me..”

sir, you are SO CRAZY. Attachment issues so weird that you’re scaring even the anxious hoes. never shuts up about beetles and bodies and bones and spirits. slinging crazy dick. Kisses u deeply, gets stabbed by his Entity coworker who puts his organs in a cool jar while he becomes a lich ??? what the hell is his problem??

and all of this will happen and he’ll be like i need to take all of my pomades and skincare to go camping

[spinfins]

This is my single favorite summary of Emmrich Volkarin in the world.

[hugoingellvar]

Outfit Recolor I Solas Swap

Looking Vampy

I added his coat to my Solas Swap

[runasulienadanika]

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[plutobeleftout]

[luckyraven07]

Spite is a Crow

This is an older one from before I got a tablet and had to work on my phone! Goodness I was bad at shoulders...but I thought it'd be great if Spite manifested as a yappy crow to bother Lucanis about Rook!

[emmi4793]

Emmrich walks like it’s heavy Volkarin 👁️🫦👁️

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: thinking about rolling around one of Emmrich's nipples in my mouth and sucking on them

[heyitscuteway]

sketches of my fav DATV men ❤️

[plutobeleftout]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[ateliner]

besotted fools

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[traveling-spartan]

If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[wanderingcas]

when you get an ao3.org comment where someone quotes fic lines back to you?? unparalleled. brain exploding. best feeling in the world