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@jackandchocolate
You’re a pirate pillaging my village and instead of you taking a valuable item you grab me what the fuck AU
- (@thatstrangeplacecalledmymind)
Rescue Aster
@bunnymund-chocolate @acrownoffrostandsnow
A week after meeting Skadi and entering her coffee shop, Jack was yawning as he made his way down the stair and into the chocolate shop. He opened the door and saw the miniature bonsai tree Aster had set up on the counter.
Jack glanced at it and suddenly gained an idea. He quickly took some of the leftover chocolate from the display, took some string and within half an hour he had each little chocolate hanging off the tiny tree.
“There, perfect,” Jack said as he grinned to himself. “Wait till Aster sees this!” He rubbed his hands together and glanced around. “And now need to get the shop ready.”
—- Kimi knocked very lightly on the door to the chocolate shop. A cup-holder was in her hand with a coffee in one sleeve and a tea in the other. Huginn was at her side looking in eagerly.
“You know you’re not allowed in there silly.” She reminded him.
This was what she did the last couple days. Bring Jack his favorite morning drink and a tea for Aster. It was a way to see the shop before customers came in and sneak a fresh baked cookie or four.
“”
Aster had just finished bagging the morning’s batch of chocolate when he came to a sudden realization. He had not hear a peep from the kid all morning. That was not a good sign. Aster could usually hear low humming and various other noises that he had stared to associate with the kid. what was he up to?
Aster grabbed his tray of newly bagged chocolate and went to check on his employee. He poked his head into the shop to find Jack sniggering to himself next to Aster’.s prize bonsai.
“What are you doing to my tree ?”
Jack opened the door and grinned at Kimi. “Morning!” he greeted and gratefully took the cup. He glanced over at Huginn. “Sorry, Buddy, Aster still won’t let you in, but head around the back and you’ll find a bowl of cat treats I left for you.”
He then went to the counter and brought out the plate of cookies. “Save these just for you, they’re mint chocolate chip.”
It was then Aster entered and he wasn’t the least be fazed by his boss’s outburst.
“I decided to take the leftover chocolate and put them to use,” he said as he made one of the chocolates sway on the branches. “I made your mini tree festive. The kids will love it.”
He then pointed to the counter. “By the way, we’re out of
Cat treats?! Huginn took off around the corner. No need to temp him twice.
Kimi giggled as Huggin took off then spied the plate of sweet sugary goodness. “Mint ones? Yummy!” She nibbled on one as she watched Jack and Aster start their usual morning banter.
“Morning Mr. Aster.” She said and offered him the cup of tea, “Huginn ran around the back so please don’t cuss up a storm when you see him out there again. What’s wrong with chocolates on the tree? It looks pretty that way.”
Aster’s eye twitched at the mentioned of the furry menace but refrain from making any comments.
“Thanks poppet, Kind of ya to bring over some tea” taking the proffered cup, before turning towards his troublemaking employee.
He eyed his prized bonsai that now had little bags of bird shaped chocolate hanging among some of the sturdy branches.
“I suppose you are both right, what are we out ?”
“We out of the dark and while hot chocolate mix,” Jack said as he sipped his drink. “Also, a lady called asking for an order of your milk chocolate roses, but seeing I know those have to be specially made I said you would give her a call back.”
He glanced over to Kimi. “I keep offering to help with the more fancier orders, but he keeps saying I’m ‘not ready’ yet to handle them myself.”
Kimi blinked twice. Milk chocolate roses? Such a thing existed?!
Looking at Jack she said, “I tried to help Skadi make coffee once… But I didn’t know water could burn coffee. Now she won’t let me make anything but tea.” She sighed and looked down at her shoes.
“Leave her info in my office, I will go the ingredients needed to make those mixes. Watch the shop Jack. be back in half an hour”
Aster checked his back pocket for his wallet and stepped outside. Hopefully his supplier has what he needed in stock.
“Alright, take care!” Jack said as he waved and returned to the shelf. “I may have enough time to stack the shelves.”
He gave a wink and grin to Kimi. “Want to help me? There are few samples we can snag once we’re done.”
Kimi smiled widely. “I’d love to help!” No way was she going o pass up the chance for free samples of this yummy chocolates here. She knew Skadi wouldn’t mind her helping them.
A thought struck her, “Hey um if you need the higher shelves stocked up, I can fly up.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile, Aster stepped out of the store carrying two paper bags full of supplies. He shivered slightly in the cooler than normal spring day, and sped up his pace. He just passed by a narrow alley way, when something trip him off and he found himself sprawled over the ground and the next thing he knew was darkness
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Jack was becoming greatly concerned. Aster had said he be back in half an hour, but as he looked at his watch it was clear it had at least been two hours.
Jack wanted to reassure himself that his boss most likely just got caught up in shopping..except that didn’t fit Aster.
“Hey, Kimi, I’m getting worried,” Jack said to the girl. “I thought Aster would have been back by know. Do you think he stopped by Skadi’s place or something?”
Angel Food Cake French Toast with Fresh Strawberry Syrup
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
Rescue Aster
@bunnymund-chocolate @acrownoffrostandsnow
A week after meeting Skadi and entering her coffee shop, Jack was yawning as he made his way down the stair and into the chocolate shop. He opened the door and saw the miniature bonsai tree Aster had set up on the counter.
Jack glanced at it and suddenly gained an idea. He quickly took some of the leftover chocolate from the display, took some string and within half an hour he had each little chocolate hanging off the tiny tree.
“There, perfect,” Jack said as he grinned to himself. “Wait till Aster sees this!” He rubbed his hands together and glanced around. “And now need to get the shop ready.”
—- Kimi knocked very lightly on the door to the chocolate shop. A cup-holder was in her hand with a coffee in one sleeve and a tea in the other. Huginn was at her side looking in eagerly.
“You know you’re not allowed in there silly.” She reminded him.
This was what she did the last couple days. Bring Jack his favorite morning drink and a tea for Aster. It was a way to see the shop before customers came in and sneak a fresh baked cookie or four.
“”
Aster had just finished bagging the morning’s batch of chocolate when he came to a sudden realization. He had not hear a peep from the kid all morning. That was not a good sign. Aster could usually hear low humming and various other noises that he had stared to associate with the kid. what was he up to?
Aster grabbed his tray of newly bagged chocolate and went to check on his employee. He poked his head into the shop to find Jack sniggering to himself next to Aster’.s prize bonsai.
“What are you doing to my tree ?”
Jack opened the door and grinned at Kimi. “Morning!” he greeted and gratefully took the cup. He glanced over at Huginn. “Sorry, Buddy, Aster still won’t let you in, but head around the back and you’ll find a bowl of cat treats I left for you.”
He then went to the counter and brought out the plate of cookies. “Save these just for you, they’re mint chocolate chip.”
It was then Aster entered and he wasn’t the least be fazed by his boss’s outburst.
“I decided to take the leftover chocolate and put them to use,” he said as he made one of the chocolates sway on the branches. “I made your mini tree festive. The kids will love it.”
He then pointed to the counter. “By the way, we’re out of
Cat treats?! Huginn took off around the corner. No need to temp him twice.
Kimi giggled as Huggin took off then spied the plate of sweet sugary goodness. “Mint ones? Yummy!” She nibbled on one as she watched Jack and Aster start their usual morning banter.
“Morning Mr. Aster.” She said and offered him the cup of tea, “Huginn ran around the back so please don’t cuss up a storm when you see him out there again. What’s wrong with chocolates on the tree? It looks pretty that way.”
Aster’s eye twitched at the mentioned of the furry menace but refrain from making any comments.
“Thanks poppet, Kind of ya to bring over some tea” taking the proffered cup, before turning towards his troublemaking employee.
He eyed his prized bonsai that now had little bags of bird shaped chocolate hanging among some of the sturdy branches.
“I suppose you are both right, what are we out ?”
“We out of the dark and while hot chocolate mix,” Jack said as he sipped his drink. “Also, a lady called asking for an order of your milk chocolate roses, but seeing I know those have to be specially made I said you would give her a call back.”
He glanced over to Kimi. “I keep offering to help with the more fancier orders, but he keeps saying I’m ‘not ready’ yet to handle them myself.”
Kimi blinked twice. Milk chocolate roses? Such a thing existed?!
Looking at Jack she said, “I tried to help Skadi make coffee once… But I didn’t know water could burn coffee. Now she won’t let me make anything but tea.” She sighed and looked down at her shoes.
“Leave her info in my office, I will go the ingredients needed to make those mixes. Watch the shop Jack. be back in half an hour”
Aster checked his back pocket for his wallet and stepped outside. Hopefully his supplier has what he needed in stock.
“Alright, take care!” Jack said as he waved and returned to the shelf. “I may have enough time to stack the shelves.”
He gave a wink and grin to Kimi. “Want to help me? There are few samples we can snag once we’re done.”
Old Gods and modern movies
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“They’re doing a marathon of the Lord of the Ring movies,” Jack suggested. “We don’t have to stay for the whole thing, but figure could watch a couple of them and head home.”
Jack continued to blush. He couldn’t believe this was actually happening. He then glanced over and caught Eros smirk.
Can’t help but think this is exactly how he planned this.
“Lord of the Rings? That is my kind of film. When is it showing”
Eros smirked widened. Hook. Line and sinker. And he barely had to do anything. Oh this was going more swimmingly than he thought it would go. He barely had to do anything! Perhaps he could rearrange a little banana peel at the correct moment.
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After work, Jack went ahead of Bunny to return to their apartment and changed out of his work clothes. He ended up staring at his closet for ten minutes, not certain what he should wear.
Should he be fancy? They were just going to the movies? But he didn’t feel right just throwing on a t-shirt. Eventually after much hair tugging, Jack picked out a shirt and vest that was semi-casual and a fresh pair of jeans.
He brushed his hair and went to sit on the couch waiting for Aster to appear from the door.
I can’t believing I’m doing this, Jack thought. I could get out of this by playing sick...but then Eros would find out and try to arrange something else. Arrg, better just to go and get this over with.
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Sweet Hemogoblin [closed rp w/jackandchocolate]
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Jack took a shower, got dressed and tried to take his mind off of matters until it was time to leave. When he was a block away, he received a text and replied back.
Almost there and got something to show you.
Jack then started to jog and slowed his pace as the library came into view.
“Hey,” Jack said with a wave as he approached. “I think I might have gotten a lead,” he told Aster as he brought out his letter. “I found this, a letter from my great grandfather.” He handed it over to him. “It says that if I wish to break the curse I need to contact Ursula the Cunning, ever heard of her?”
Aster stayed close to the door, finding a spot right along the large windowed walls of the library. His eyes scanned the sidewalk, waiting to see when Jack showed up. He watched a few people, his hand twitching as he wished to do some figure drawings as he watched the people walk by.
Aster saw Jack, lifting his hand to wave back at him as he saw Jack pull out a piece of aged paper. Aster took it, eyeing the letter for a moment as he listened to Jack and then focusing in on the letter.
Aster read the letter once to make sure he heard Jack right and then shrugged his shoulders. “Not heard of ‘er mahself. Ah stay clear of witches, warlocks and sorcerers when Ah can. Mainly, Ah do mah best ta keep away from magic types. It never spells good news fer me.”
Jack frowned as he read over the letter again. “Okay, so then I guess the only way to find out to break this curse is to contact her.” He sighed as he rubbed his neck. “I doubt her name be in the phonebook.”
His raised his head up to the library. “Maybe there’s a book about her or something? If there’s even a legend about her, might give a clue on how to break the curse.”