shitposting and oversharing

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[chongoblog]

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

[supergameboytwo]

who?

[alternativeulster]

who?

[dragongirltongue]

who?

[acreaturecalledgreed]

who?

[theside-b]

[louisegluckpdf]

the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[moniquill]

It's literally not, it just requires some basic research about appropriate diet, enclosure needs, and enrichment. Peeves aren't domesticated the way dogs are but they are easily tamable the way hamsters are.

Will agree that many people don't know how to properly keep a pet peeve because of deliberate misinformation from big box petstores, though. The answer isn't 'ban pet peeves/shame people who have pet peeves' though, it's proper education.

... you're not one of those people who thinks it's unethical to even -hold- a grudge, right?

[niyarest]

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[scorpionlafemme]

[thulium]

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896

[t3acupz]

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[kindalikerackham]

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes!

[toffeeandtatertots]

Happy April 7th. Football is about to get so weird.

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers '.ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

I have absolutely no fucking clue about any of this. Save for football and today we stopped dying.

[semiohazard]

a word to the furthest denizens of the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 17776 day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dexterdaybreaker]

Night.

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist