I Am Cringe But I Am Free

Toffee | They/Any | 21 | Local Cat | 75% Writer, 25% Self-Taught Artist, 100% Shitposter

[toffeeandtatertots]

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The name’s Toffee! I’m a self-proclaimed professional shitposter, but I also do a bit of writing and digital art on the side.

This blog is a place where I can interact with all of the fandoms I’m in, but chances are most of what you’ll see will either be related to things I find funny and/or my current hyperfixation. Expect a lot of reblogs!

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More info under the cut!

ᓚᘏᗢ About Me ᗢᘏᓗ

✧ Toffee is my main name and the name of my sona. I’m cool with nicknames too.

✧ Primarily They/Them, but call me whatever. I’m not really picky about pronouns lol.

✧ AAA Battery (Aro/Ace/Agender)

✧ I try to keep this blog relatively PG-13, but I am in fact an adult, and I’ll occasionally reblog/post suggestive things and jokes from time to time. These will be tagged accordingly, and you can always ask me to tag, but please be aware.

✧ I’ve got ADHD and lots of thoughts cause of it. I’ll share most of what comes to mind via tags and personal ramblings will be tagged with #toffee thoughts.

✧ Writing is huge passion of mine. I’m always happy to talk about ideas or creative processes. Parallels and foils are a particularly big interest of mine in this realm of things.

✧ I’m a self-taught artist who caters to their own cringy sense of humor. Expect most of which I do post to be goofy doodles and shitposts (#toffee brand shitposting). Larger pieces and cleaner doodles will be tagged with #toffee arts, but not often.

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Main/Current Interests:

✧ Great God Grove + Related OCs

✧ Miitopia + Tomodachi Life

Other Longterm Interests:

✧ Slay the Princess + Scarlet Hollow

✧ Hollow Knight/Silksong

✧ Bugsnax

✧ Ace Attorney

✧ Warrior Cats

✧ And plenty more where these came from.

ᓚᘏᗢ Embrace the silly! To be cringe is to be free! ᗢᘏᓗ

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[mochipuchi]

:)

[0x4468c7a6a728]

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

[important-cat-pics]

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[tastylemonbread]

posts i think about: thursday edition

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[aromantic-diaries]

It would actually be awesome if we got representation for sex-favorable asexual people like that would rock but I cannot trust allosexual writers to do that like at all. It would just be "oh I thought I was asexual but then I met the love of my life who fixed me!"

[aromantic-diaries]

Sex-repulsed character written by an allosexual writer: I've... Never had sex before, and I don't think I want to... Am I... Am I broken? Oh nvm I just read the basic definition of asexuality and nos everything is sunshine lollipops and rainbows

Sex-favorable character written by an allosexual writer: I'm too sexy and desirable to ACTUALLY be asexual so the other sexy and desirable cardboard cutout they paired me up with has come along to fix me

[the-meme-monarch]

truthfully i think love is beautiful but you guyse gotta get other interests too

[evevoli]

my deltarune fanart

[evevoli]

meanwhile...

[aropride]

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Voting ended onJul 16

[totally-cis-offical]

Mega dragon

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Nightfury

[cygnahime]

Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.

This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?

[specificwatcher]

Hanahaki, but it's a child that feels neglected by their parents.

Hanahaki, but it's someone whose friends have started ghosting them.

Hanahaki, someone's wife is cheating on them.

Hanahaki, the disease that gives you three options: confront your feelings, destroy the love you hold for someone or perish choking on roses.

[totally-cis-offical]

Imagine this for transness

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Hanahaki but it’s your body desperately needing you to love and care for it while your mind is trapped in the body that doesn’t fit, that’s wrong as it destroys you from the inside out the longer you aren’t able to get help to make your body feel like you

[tippydoorman]

great god grove fandom will have gorgeous art of the most beautiful trans woman ive ever seen and i scroll down and she's being shipped with this guy

[localcoffeeshop]

my headcanon guilty party