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Mike Driver
official daine visual archive
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
will byers stan first human second
hello vonnie
Andulka
ojovivo
Noah Kahan
taylor price
titsay
we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
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Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
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@jackinasphere
I’m obsessed with crusader kings 3
I made a terrible nasty giant norse warlord, he has like 10 kids and 30 grandkids, one of my vassals turned out to be a cannibal so I tried to imprison him but it turned out he was also my grandsons lover so they both went to war with me now the entire family has devided itself in the conflict and half my house hates my guts and is trying to put a gay cannibal on the throne this game is fuckin wild bro
“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”
This post came into my home and murdered me with a crucifix
DM: the cave is very dark-
two thirds of the party, immediately:
Reading Classics be like:
Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?
Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off
bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?
My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious
what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious
I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.
the blair witch isn’t mean, like imagine a group of film majors showing up to ur house with a camera and screaming at u
Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.
The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start
I feel so called out and yet so understood.
nobody:
steam:
*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
modding skyrim be like
steam game, bought on sale, never played
Monster DMs
Archfey DMs: One of your adventures is at a masquerade. Has character voices and multiple-paragraph backstory for every NPC you meet. Rewards XP for flattery.
Dragon DMs: One of your party is going to die, absolutely. No character voices, only yelling. Loot is very, very good.
Goblin DMs: Going to throw gold coins at you when unsure what else to do. Encounters are twelve ¼ CR enemies. Most likely to have a NPC named after dicks.
Lich DMs: You thought were done with that storyline but not so fast. Don’t touch that, it’s probably cursed. Dry sense of humor.
Mimic DMs: Amazing voice range and skill. Dungeons feature multiple dead-ends. Plot of campaign stolen wholesale from stories they like.
Vampire DMs: Is going to use your backstory and make you regret it. Will let you seduce the villains. Ravenloft campaign.
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Wait!
Also…
Behold, A MAN
Please Valve
“I used heroin for ten years. It wasn’t a very good life, as you’d expect. I had my son taken from me. I lost my job at the Fiat factory. I spent all my time trying to find money, find dealers, and stay away from police. I hated myself. I couldn’t face anyone. Then one day my friend’s dog had puppies. I’d never had a dog before, but I always liked animals, so I told him to give me the smallest and ugliest one he had. The one nobody else wanted. And that’s how I got Joe. Joe was the angel of my life. We understood each other. There was no need for words. He followed me around all the time. He slept next to me on the street. The moment I opened my eyes in the morning he would lick my face. He gave me self-esteem. I was a complete loser but at least I could take care of Joe. I could bring him to the park. I could bring him to the vet. I could raise enough money to get his medication. He’s the reason I was finally able to quit heroin. Because if something happened to me, what would happen to him? So I got clean. It was hard but I got clean. Joe lived for another thirteen years. He got a tumor in 2012 and held on a few more months. I barely survived it. I was able to stay off drugs, but I promised myself that I’d never get another dog. It’s just too painful. But two years ago I found Leica beneath a mobile home. She was all skin and bones. She’d been abandoned. I didn’t have a choice. For the first few months I called her Joe. But I had to stop. Because Joe’s gone. And the name doesn’t really matter, anyway. It just matters that I love her.” (Rome, Italy)
