yeehaw babey

Jaquelin Swiftland | Level 20 | Wind Star | Winter Dragons | i'm a dude | avid avoider of most things dressage | Back in action after a very long hiatus

[halles-comet]

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

[halles-comet]

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

[halles-comet]

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[jackswift-sso]

Westwind, aka Delano or Toast!! (ft a guest appearance from a fellow club member)

Golden is a great places for pics with this guy 

[jackswift-sso]

Ghostpepper, aka Casper or Spicey Boi! 

Cool nature pics + new and improved outfits + Stormfly looking slightly impressed with Casper’s backup :D

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[negamewtwo]

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

OH MY GOD

[jorvikrangers]

have i been kicked out of the sso community yet

[jackswift-sso]

sadie and i, and my friends with me and kieran :D

[jackswift-sso]

sooo i bought all the quarters except for the red roan, and today my club and i helped someone shoot a youtube video :)) i called the bay Gravy, the palomino Trigger, and the black Dutch. hopefully i’ll remember to do more formal posts on them later with better outfits, but for now here’s this

[bloodmoths-archive]

i stand with hayseed

[thecinematichorse]

“Not only does he work as a barrier, but I utilize Hayseed as a weapon of war. I have specialized my character to take all perks related to horseback damage. That is largely redundant, because I just charge at people and trample them under Hayseed’s big powerful hooves.

Despite all of this, Hayseed is a friend. Look at those placid, beautiful eyes. Hayseed is just a large lad who doesn’t know any better, and he must be protected.

Unfortunately, my posse disagrees with me. I catch them throwing molotovs at Hayseed while he gambols in a field. One time, I got off my horse to hogtie my good friend Matt for chuckles, and his brother Jake jumped on Hayseed’s back, gave a peal of joyous laughter, and immediately ran Hayseed off the nearest cliff. To Jake’s horror, while he died upon the jagged rocks, Hayseed survived the fall and got up. I gave him oatcakes, brushed his beautiful mane, and whispered apologies in his ear.

I love you, Hayseed.”

[marrowskies]

Polygon continuing to give us the only gaming journalism that matters

[kitbulls]

[incorrectsso]

Alex: From this point forward, my callsign will be Death Blade.

Lisa: And I’ll be Rum Tum Tugger.

Alex: No, Lisa, no characters from Cats.  Dig deep, think of something scary.

Lisa: Adolf Hitler.

[incorrectsso]

Cop: You have the right to remain silent.

Ydris: Do I have the ability though?

[that-sso-raven]

the funny thing is that rhiannon really did miss a huge chunk of mc’s triumphs. i mean im sure the druids filled her in with some of it but i like to imagine she doesnt really know the whole scope of it, she just wasnt there. you and alex could probably stand there all day trying to tell her about all those infiltration missions, about your flying horse, the sealing of the pandoric rifts and capturing and purification of the shadow seekers, getting turned into a frog by a witch, getting chased by evil people (multiple times), not to mention helping santa, helping a leprechaun, helping ghosts, being pacman, fishing up a death monster, almost getting poisoned by a smoothie, and the list goes on and on, and rhiannon would just be like Yeah, that definitely sounds real and not made up, now please just go back into the death arena and do the nightmare obstacle course already

[twracehorse]

Hermit is the OG social distancing icon

[dorianwolfforest]

So how do y’all think they top car stable online this April 1st?

[windpeakofficial]

I want a year where everything is slightly off.

The happy moorland music is just a pinch higher than normal

The screaming horse is back in the dangerous fall message

NPCs just. stop sometimes

I want everything to be slightly not ok

[sso-kingbear]

Guys I think based on all the little things happening...It seems like Star Stable’s Western world will be opening up soon... and it looks like we’re getting Bosals. I imagine also that the quarter horses will be coming too :’)

[mirandashadowborn]

Oh Arthur… if only I could make you wake up somewhere quiet and safe. Filled with people who don’t want to kill you and a villain you could probably handle (with the help of some very special girls). If only your Heaven was a place filled with Beautiful horses and beaches that may not be Tahiti, however they are clean and warm u_u 

But I know the price I would pay would be terrible indeed…

THE CROSSOVER ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ASKED FOR

[daineic-art]

Just if you thought Sylvie couldn’t get worse.

This isn’t my post, but I thought the need to share it. Stuff like this makes me sick to my god damn core and someone as big as Sylvie should NOT be in this fandom.

TW for: Rape, Pedophilia, extreme racism, and sexism

Sylvie Miststream "Siferian"

Sylvie Miststream “Siferian” Receipts - Made by @cshequestrianCredits for screenshots to lunarmancy. Part 1: Racism I think all

[transboyonjorvik]

I haven’t been paying much attention to SSOblr lately, has anyone got proof that this is Sylvie? (or did i miss it in this sorry im blind) I want to try and make this known in a couple of servers im in, and possibly let people know on facebook as well but want to be able to show 100% that this is her ass

[daineic-art]

Siferian is her fursona shown here on her instagram @transboyonjorvik https://www.instagram.com/p/B5cc2XIj9iZ/?igshid=qdg4gudnj8to (she has this account in her sylvie bio)