Fat girl on a Unicorn

yes I still love horses (follow and like from Morticious_Delicious)

[mirandashadowborn]

yeah I can't take Alex and Linda seriously anymore this is the umpteenth year in a row they waited til the DAY OF to work on a booth and then make me do all the work.

[elfdotter]

hope u enjoy this lil jorvikian bumblebee buzzing across ur dash 💛

[feliciawolfpaw]

If you are not Star Rider you can pick up 5 free days of Star Rider in the shop!

[mirandashadowborn]

People to help/not help in SSO: 

Bobcat girls: No. They are conning newbs into doing their chorse and we should not stand for this. 

Felix: Uh, what IS he doing other than just standing there? Pick your own flowers. 

Mrs. Holdsworth: She is 102 years old and helps save us all the time. Emphatic YES. 

Marley: This poor dude is so picked on by his older brother he just wants people to ride horses and be happy. T_T. Yes. 

Barney: Dude thinks its hilarious when you go around scaring rodents with a vuvuzula. You know what? So do I. Def help. 

Rania: She is a precious gemstone and I would hand her my own kidney if she needed it. Yes. 

The janitor: This is your job ya rude dude, why am I picking up trash? No. 

James: You scratch his back he’ll scratch yours. Sure. 

That bitchy lady in Aideens Plaza: She wants you to cover some sweet ass art? No way. She can pound sand. 

Conrad: That dude has a tong embedded in his leg. He needs all the help he can get. 

Emma: Perfect beautiful golden girl who just loves life. If you don’t help her I will find you -_-

Martine: Lady I am not one of your 8 kids get THEM to do this crap. Specially with your ‘tude. 

The builder: …. How did you get this job again? How did you even GET here? There’s not a single place in this whole island that doesn’t have some sort of bridge or water crossing?!?!?!? ?!?!?!?!?! 

[feliciawolfpaw]

The UPDATED Connemara! ✨

[revengehorse]

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” well i asked Annabelle Silverglade and she locked me in her castle

[mirandashadowborn]

Loving this Monster High lookin dress 😙👌

[horrorcitos]

Marjolein Martinot

[mirandashadowborn]

Also there is something incredibly demeaning about doing stable chores while Maya is asleep in the stall I'm putting new bedding in -_-

[mirandashadowborn]

Me having to do the races in a very specific order (hardest to easiest) cause if I only get 10 points for running the Goldenhills race in reverse and 100 for that 1st Moorland race it makes me very cranky for the rest of the day

[hobbithorsewhat]

[depsidase]

[ruth-westside]

Something tells me that the day I finish this quest will be the day that SSO adds permanent weather variation to the rest of the map.

[mirandashadowborn]

Pride Equines

[mirandashadowborn]

Summer 25

[mirandashadowborn]

Greetings from the county fair!!

[mirandashadowborn]

Just reminding every one I have a shop with some not-sso-unless…? shirts and mugs and stuff. Happy Pride! Support a broke bi bitch!