Hello you weird little freaks

I'm 19. this life still sucks absolute. bollocks. note to self make an intro post

[depsidase]

[hemipenal-system]

*sighs dreamily* i need to bite down on someone’s head

[hemipenal-system]

"surely just a little nibble won't hurt you too badly it'll be ok if i bite a bit right?? 🥺"

the little nibble in question:

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[cosmic-radiocity]

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[trans4trans]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

preddy cool but itd be better if it had sounds of poeple and babies screaming

[trans4trans]

what the hell man

[mad-hare]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

[mad-hare]

They don’t like this

[demilypyro]

god she's insufferable

[possuminnit]

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

[possuminnit]

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

[sycamorality]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[littlesystems]

That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:

[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body

meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…

[quendergeer]

on my supine, straight up jorkin it, and by it let's just say haha my pronis