Lose the Plot

Sometimes I write. Only when the planets align and angels sing.

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

Laying in bed, thinking about life, cringing because I have been an arsehole

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

someday I will meet an elounor shipper in the wild and off tumblr and when that day comes I will kiss that person because they obviously need some love in their life

[all-them-bullshit-blog]

And they say Larry shippers are the mature ones

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

Reblogging to apologise to this blog as well! Sorry!!!

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

someday I will meet an elounor shipper in the wild and off tumblr and when that day comes I will kiss that person because they obviously need some love in their life

[stoppostingintheelounortags]

walk up to me say youre a larry shipper and try and kiss me see what happens

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

Remember this post? I've been cringing at myself for months thinking about it

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

I have to sleep because I must work tomorrow!

[narrytitty-deactivated20160426]

this blog supports all and any nipple action from harry styles

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

jacktheminiatureslayer is back

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

Oh lord

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

Me: *lies across your lap*

Me: PET MEEEE

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

[kimreesesdaughter]

Please delete this.

[jacktheminiatureslayer]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[elrondxrn]

IT GOT BETTERRR

[choochofcolor]

@mutuals i have started fasting (gotta make up last years) pleeeeeeease start tagging food and porn (nsfr works) thank youuuu

[1nialler-blog1]

How about a poly direction coffee shop fic where Liam owns the coffeeshop, Zouis works there as the baristas, Harry is the baker/chef, and Niall is the weekly musician

[unclefather]

“ft. nicki minaj” aka this is nickis song now

[bakedgrilledcheese]

[silly-luv]

[iguanamouth]

i consistently forget that theres been a spaghetti costume in my closet for like five years now everytime im looking for something in there its like “oh yeah”

[iguanamouth]

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.