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[NATEMAC] media day 17.09.2025

#he’s such a polite boy #nathan mackinnon

i know we talk about sidnate hoodiegate, but when you give it the context of nate being crazy possessive over drafting sid to his team before that and the “my captain”s from sid, like do people realize sid likes nate having a visible claim to him and having a claim to nate in turn.

he really did wear that man’s hoodie, number (that’s very much not 87) and all, right over his chest and you wanna tell me he’s not every bit as possessive and unhinged about nate??

this is all esp emotionally devastating when you think about how everyone’s always wanted a piece of sid all his life, for one reason or another but to be nate’s, someone who truly sees and loves him for all that he is and doesn’t expect him to be anything or anyone other than who he is…

#thissssss #they soul-bonded the moment sid grabbed nate’s ankle on that dune #< you are 100% correct #sidnate #sidney crosby #nathan mackinnon

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the adventures of lumberyard (aka the 2026-2027 schedule release video)

#this is so cute 😭#colorado avalanche

reginasphalanges

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 1.01 Pilot

#lucille bluth still my most quoted character of all time tbh #arrested development #lucille bluth

loverboyilya

the saga continues:

sidnate officially assigned macklin’s mama y papa by greg wyshynski

#oh my god askfgsjf #he just can’t stop sidnate shipping on main #nathan mackinnon #sidney crosby #macklin celebrini #sidnate

vanityfaire

hour three of free agency 🚬😵‍💫

#momentarily tried to keep up but it was too much #just gonna tune in at the start of the season and see who’s there #surprisingly canucks appear to have made some good moves tho #like i have a hint of hope for the first time in over a decade or whatever

andrighettos

#i’m gonna pinch his lil cheeks #can i say i miss his lisp #there’s are gifs you can hear and i can hear the lisp 🥺#nathan mackinnon

hocceius

it's too late i've already depicted you as the flailing quinn hughes and myself as the nonchalant connor bedard

#this is like toddler on toddler violence lmao #one is having a tantrum and the one one dgaf #connor bedard #im not tagging the Other One bc i am that petty

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

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I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

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I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

#‘ye olde gatorade’ in the comments is cracking me up #tbh never drink your water w out a lil pinch of sea salt

andrighettos

oct 2, 2013: nathan mackinnon makes his nhl debut with the colorado avalanche

#look at this infant #i’m gonna cry #nathan mackinnon #colorado avalanche

beauvilliers

NHL DRAFT 2026 | June 26, 2026

#youngest bossman ever etc #matthew schaefer #i am fond of this child

pissyleon

THEY GAVE HIM AN AXE

#listen do i love the potential for drama and optics of drafting the coach’s son? no #but do i think he’s a good kid who will work hard to prove himself and actually WANTS to play for the canucks? yes #do i expect everything the canucks do to have an element of clown show? also yes #we are withholding judgement on the rebuild for now for my sanity lmao #canucks #caleb malhotra

foxglves

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

#and youll still be like #WHEW. that was exhilarating took years off my life

neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby

Note: That Halifax Mooseheads one is Jonathan Drouin kissing one of his teammates after a goal.

#that linked article about jonathan drouin getting kissed is making me feel like im on the good drugs lmao

blessyouhawkeye

when auston magatthews gets traded to vegas and the last american captain of a canadian nhl team is vanquished the portal will close and a canadian team will win the stanley cup for the first time since 1993

#actually i think gary bettman has to step down as commissioner as well #istg that man has a curse on the canadian teams

mini-mack4

escape while you can rat boy

#please someone free the rat king #maybe he should come home to canada #this will be controversial but if the canucks are running back 2011 maybe they wanna bring in marchy #teach some of these kids how to bite and lick ppl #but each sedin gets to punch him in the face one (1) time #listen they brought in messier and keenan which is arguably worse so wtf not yknow #brad marchand #for legal reasons this is a joke

soundscocky

🡭 Martin Necas applying sunscreen | 12.06.2026

#show us what you did wrong marty #no idea what she’s saying but i’m laughing #martin necas

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