Twilight's Gay™

~ Shitposter ~ Lesbian ~ 22nd trip around the sun baby

[haletwinsstan]

If Jade was your favourite Victorious character you stan Rosalie Hale now I don’t make the rules

[vampireacademia]

[edwardstanaccount]

How this conversation should have gone

[bellas-motorcycle]

I found this in one of those twilight companion books. I just think its Neat.

[dr-daddy-cullen]

This GIF of Nikki and Kristen kissing which is a whole lot of something by itself! But then! Jackson just sorting running his hands through his hair paying no attention! And Peter just being like ‘yep my two gay daughters’ oh wow I can’t

[hell-is-a-teenage-girll]

No one:

absolutely no one: 

My brain: You need to watch twilight, now.

[howfar]

[twihomo]

people??? are accusing you??? of not being a lesbian?? when you have ROSALIE as your avatar????? inconceivable

I know ??? this blog’s main purpose has been and will always be thirsting over Queen Femme herself, Rosalie Hale ✨ thank you for your support 😆 you would not believe some of the awful takes sitting in my asks rn

[twihomo]

u know just since u like women it doesn’t mean ur a lesbian

i swear to god if this is about the time I called carlisle daddy I’m throwing myself through the wormhole

[twihomo]

I won’t apologize

[rosaalee]

stop i want to do moodboards but i’m LAZY and the ones in my inbox aren’t giving me vibes pls send some requests i got a month off

[twihomo]

emmett upset because he wants to eat some bomb lookin mexicali dip but logically he knows it won’t taste right to him and he’ll get sick moodboard

[rosaalee]

if you actually want something like this send it in my inbox and i’ll decline it there bc this is weird

[twihomo]

i’m not allowed to smoke anymore because apparently when i’m high I like to project my struggles with lactose intolerance onto fictional himbos

[witchyangela]

Smeyer (derogatory)

[pamelaisl3y]

carlisle cullen after having to relocate his family once again because rosalie drop kicked edward off a fucking bridge in public

[rosaalee]

stop i want to do moodboards but i’m LAZY and the ones in my inbox aren’t giving me vibes pls send some requests i got a month off

[twihomo]

emmett upset because he wants to eat some bomb lookin mexicali dip but logically he knows it won’t taste right to him and he’ll get sick moodboard

[twilightrenaissance]

just something to think about

[futchmemes]

me: i know i had a pretty intense adolescent twilight phase but don’t care about it anymore cause it sucks

my friend: hey ive noticed this inconsistency in twilight

me: -and if it’s well established that Rosalie’s greatest ambition was to have a child, why would she agree to simply repeatedly go through high school for the rest of her life? The text refers several times to the fact that she looks too old to be in high school, making it perfectly plausible for her to take jobs as an adult. She would be far better suited to working with children in a professional capacity than as a perpetual student. Furthermore I would argue that her high level of bitterness and barely-subdued aggression stems from this lifestyle incompatibility; an adult woman would certainly become frustrated w-

[ree-duh]

Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/

Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:

[paulxlahotee]

This Charlie,,,, with this Billy. The power they hold