Local Jacobean Prince™️

I try to be funny but it often doesn’t work I swear this blog comes out with decent stuff sometimes I promise

[webkinzcat]

[jacobeanprincedaddy]

‘are you a boy or a girl’ this ‘what gender are you’ that. Bitch I’m photosynthesising

[accountnameholder-deactivated20]

[just-crab-thoughts-two]

reblogging because health

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Beware the Ides of March!

[jacobeanprincedaddy]

can we normalise disney giving us the gay ship we want to see because the characters very obviously have chemistry and their development is leading them to be together instead of freaking out and springing a shitty straight ship no one wanted on us last minute as if that will make it all better :)

[fumadoresdememes]

[teaboot]

Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t

[sonicrainbooms]

? physically cant what?

[starswallowingsea]

Bend our ankles like that

[sonicrainbooms]

Like what???

[starswallowingsea]

At steep angles! Bones fuse and prevent that if you don’t do it regularly as a kid. It’s the same reason we don’t climb trees like monkeys, whose ankles don’t have the same restrictions we do

Human ankles don’t normally work like that!

[waral]

Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.

[starswallowingsea]

Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.

[headspace-hotel]

Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???

[sensicalabsurdities]

Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[star-scribbling]

happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This is the first fingers in his ass Sunday I’ve seen since the start of quarantine

[fishiest-fish]

Fingers in his ass sunday has return to tumblr. Nature is healing. Maybe we were the virus all along

[jacobeanprincedaddy]

this the first Fingers In His Ass Sunday I’ve seen in 2021!!!

[jacobeanprincedaddy]

i think there is something so tragic and divine about the fact that we can’t look directly at the sun

[skunkes]

[catgirlanarchist]

[commoncoldz]

[hatsune-yeetku]

The holy trinity

[thenightling]

[jacobeanprincedaddy]

Cara and Fennec: god 😐it’s such a shame Mayfeld didn’t make it back 😔 we just 😕 can’t take him back to the camp🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Mayfeld:

Mayfeld:

[theklaud]

@nowhereelsetopost thank u for this gem 

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

I think what Hyde means by prison here is multiple things that count as one.

Jekyll.

And that makes sense

Hyde is like an escape to Jekyll, and as we know Jekyll has been stressed out lately, the lodgers are turning against him and everything he’s worked for his falling apart. It’s a prison. And Hyde especially sees it as that. Jekyll does too but can’t exactly word it or explain the feeling as Hyde does.

Hyde doesn’t want to go back to the life of Jekyll, and in a way, Jekyll himself doesn’t.

Hyde and Jekyll do share thought chains, we see it with Blackfog. We know Jekyll wanted to go but is bound by society, we see Hyde wanted to go and wasn’t bound, he did everything so he COULD go.

It’s also interesting how Hyde is arguing with himself, acting as both rational and irrational thinking - because Jekyll isn’t there. There’s no one he can trust. He’s paranoid, immensely so. And he’s starting to crack, and unlike Jekyll he cant hide it, he’s impulsive by nature.

These are just my rambling thoughts so IAKKAKW sorry if this makes 0 sense, I swear it makes sense in my brain-

[nopanamaman]

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[zerodarkwolf]

im so glad i graduated

[misfit-toy-haven]

this is a fucking masterpiece

[jacobeanprincedaddy]

oh, so you’re gay? Okay who’s the respectable but extremely repressed science professor and who’s the evil little gremlin who likes arson and murder

[turing-tested]

this is just the stickbug meme in case you were feeling down

[turing-tested]

this got 1000 notes in like two hours are you guys ok

[cum-rade]

I missed this guy Hal ):

[moonkitty]

thanks for autogenerating this facebook

[dukeofankh]

I’m honestly reblogging this again because the more I stare at it, the more I feel like this is staggeringly relevant art.

Like, so much of modern capitalist marketing is the construction of these superficially personal narratives. Giving the sense, not only that the brand fits in with your identity, but that it is almost a sentient individual itself that has a personal relationship with you. Corporations have personalities. They want to be your friend, and the reason that the entire internet economy runs on the currency of data right now is that the only way to prop up the illusion that they care about you is by already having the information about you that real people would gain by paying attention

But the only way they can collect and sort all that data is with computers, without any actual humans involved past setting up the parameters and pressing “go.” And computers are fucking idiots.

Which leaves us here: this false, saccharine message of togetherness and community–community between you and your friends but more importantly between all of you and Facebook–stripped fucking bare by the fact that the cookie-cutter algorithm can’t tell the difference between friends supporting and caring about each other and Thanos with a dumptruck ass.