So Long, Guac Girl

Hi, I'm Nikki. Sporadic artist, infrequent writer, full-time shitposter. My blog has been a wreck on this site for years and I ain't quittin' my bullshit yet. 🥸 She/they | Ace | An adult 🥸

[greelin]

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

[ubernegro]

ICE is cracking down on…Native Americans?

This is the response from the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe:

Standing Rock Sioux Tribe

The Office of Chairman Sitting Bear

P.O. Box D

Fort Yates, ND 58538

CHAIRMAN SITTING BEAR'S STATEMENT REGARDING SRST PUBLIC SAFETY

JANUARY 9, 2026

I have been receiving reports and evidence of First Nations people being racially targeted, assaulted, and detained by the federal agency Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE). We want to remind our members to be safe and proactive by carrying with you at a minimum your tribal identification cards or a copy of your degree of Indian Blood. Our tribal identification affirms our citizenship and political status.

Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands. Any federal activity within our boundaries must recognize and respect our tribal sovereignty, treaty obligations, and established jurisdictional boundaries. Any ICE presence or activity within our lands is not authorized, not welcome, and will be addressed. Unauthorized personnel will be escorted off our lands.

If you are profiled, harassed, or detained, please notify us immediately [phone].

My staff is working on a "Know Your Rights" information phone line that will be released in the coming days. Please watch our social media page for further communication.

Again, I strongly advise all First Nations people to carry your tribal information as a practical measure. Standing Rock Sioux Tribe is committed to the protection, dignity, and wellbeing of our people and to the continued exercise of our rights and jurisdiction.

[prokopetz]

The fact that Aperture Science canonically has a gender-neutral, polyamory-friendly partnership policy isn't a joke about Cave Johnson being inexplicably pro-queer. It's because their corporate medical plan allows them to experiment on your spouse. More spouses means more test subjects. That's the joke.

[poecilea]

Cave Johnson: patron saint of rainbow capitalism

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

sports are literally fun again

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[pacscraps]

i'm convinced baby saja only gets one speaking line in the movie because everything else that comes out of his mouth is profanity and and mean as hell

[cpericardium]

[todaysbird]

he is blogging

[paperplanechemtrails]

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[hornytransgirljenni]

[niktheniknik]

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[imaginarylands4000]

[mckitterick]

[hollowboobtheory]

this six lane highway could have been a railroad

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[nik-the-bik]

I hadnt realized that I havent even opened tumblr in 48 hours because this week is like...one of those weeks that Week harder than usual

[nik-the-bik]

Damn son I got week'd this week

[nik-the-bik]

I hadnt realized that I havent even opened tumblr in 48 hours because this week is like...one of those weeks that Week harder than usual