Full Of Weed & Crab

im back i like fate now

[resetmyfeelings]

[gogipie-deactivated20250303]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[solluxisadorable]

Pissed off

*Sonic Here*

Hi guys, today Knuckles has dyed his hair pink. And we all know that is pinky faces coklors. so we have to end up suing him, AAGAIn!!!!

[solluxisadorable]

Court Case

Sonic: We are suing you, sir.

Judge: No, sonic, you're suing your mother for being racist to knuckles. :(

Knuckles: :( Yes, Miss Sonic said echidna's can't write and I should go back to my country :'(

Ms Sonic: fuck you, knuckles

Judge: Error!!

[bug-mp3]

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[littledivathatyouown]

[a-titty-ninja]

[verdantry]

I had this pic open in my lap in the Popeyes drive thru and the teen working pointed and asked “who is that?” And I just said oh sorry and put it away.

[golden-geese]

my brother is a vet tech and he just gave me some news

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[the-snadger]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[memewhore]

[mierac]

ok well we’re bringing that back obviously

[romcommunist]

me latibulating

[gayteensupreme]

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened

Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)

Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

[schakira]

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

[iszyjfry]

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

[schakira]

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]