Heavy Breathing

jade/empath she/her 21

[barzum-and-baizli]

what your favorite kid says about you

John: Extremely Valid

Rose: Extremely Valid

Dave:  Extremely Valid

Jade: Extremely Valid

Jane: Extremely Valid

Jake: Extremely Valid

Roxy: Extremely Valid

Dirk: Bastard.

[biaphrodite-deactivated20220808]

absolute madman x

[turing-tested]

[the-tao-of-fandom]

Some ways to honor Terry Pratchett on his death day, march 12th

Strive to understand people you perceive as different from you

Tell a truly outrageous pun

Eat a bacon sandwich

Stand up against an oppressive authority (up to and including punching them)

Sing a bawdy song including wizard’s staffs and/or hedgehogs

Consider the importance of Angels

Demand a free but responsible press

Forge a sword out of a meteorite. If you do not have one on hand, store-bought is fine

Take responsibility for your actions, be they good or bad or neither

Recognize there is injustice in the world, but refuse to accept it

Look Up

If you have the hattitude, doff a nice-looking chapeau of some kind

Make time for the things that matter

Live.

[hpslutcraft]

[moonpaw]

a selfie of me and my wife @vriska :3

[vriska]

You’re so 8eautiful, 8a8e.

[leerings]

queen of humor

[biora]

[triforce-princess]

nintendo fans; this direct is going to be disappointing, im not expecting anything 

nintendo;

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Petition to rename Animorphs books more accurately, so they’re called things like “first named character gets eaten alive”, “first suicide attempt”, and “oh my god even more genocide are you kidding me”

[proteusspade]

#1: “First named character gets eaten alive” #2: “First incidence of PTSD, also JESUS CHRIST, ANTS” #3: “First suicide attempt” #4: “THEY BIT HIM IN HALF” #5: “WELL THIS ONE’S UPSETTING” #6: “Genocide and slavery, basically” #7: “The future can involve eating your friends” #8: “Well, this is the one with cinnamon buns…” #9: “Oh thank god it’s getting less traumatic” #10: “THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE” #11: “someone dies and it’s confusing” #12: “let’s sell out the human race, nbd” #13: “SHIT GOIN DOWN HODAM” #14: “Poop Jokes” #15: “*unintelligible screaming about sharks*” #16: “SO MUCH CANNIBALISM, ALSO CASUAL MURDER.” #17: “This is the oatmeal one. Alternatively, this is the chemical warfare one.” #18: “Brain lobes get bitten off in this one.” #19: “Moral Shades Of Gray: The Book. Also a throat gets ripped out, and parts of it stuck in someone’s teeth.” #20: “OH NO” #21: “OH NOOOOOO” #22: “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOOOOOOOO” #23: “HE JUST WANTED A FUCKING FAMILY” #24: “… let’s pretend this one never happened” #25: “RIPPED ITS SKIN RIGHT OFF. Also, more genocide.” #26: “GENOCIDE AHOY” #27: “Increase Your Password Security” #28: “Graphic Depictions of a Slaughterhouse” #29: “Graphic Depictions of Alien Brain Surgery” #30: “*sobbing intensifies*

ok that’s all for now

[chaoticaddict]

#THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION #NOT EVEN REMOTELY

[theglyphscrawls]

I CAN STILL CLEARLY PICTURE THE ALIEN BRAIN SURGERY.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That alien brain surgery was the best

[kirbily]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHILDREN’S BOOK SERIES?!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It is, that’s why the untrained soldiers with neither physical nor emotional support who are forced to murder innocent slaves for their own survival and constantly face death are children.

[nyctoheart]

yall remember when tumblr created the IM system, but the only way you could get it is if someone messaged you on it, so everyone started messaging every complete stranger who didn’t have it like sharing water in a post-apocalyptic land

[stability]

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

[hazlezah]

Check out my cat’s amazing meow

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

i was in no way prepared for this

[jade-empath]

@moonpaw

[outofcontextdiscord]

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[boxofpigeons]

[asiokhjfakdhfksjhdefunctasjkdf]

[goblinparty]

this is the most 2017 thing ive ever seen

[oswinstark]

[The Raw Story headline: “A new website will ship your ashes to the GOP Rep. of your choice is Trumpcare kills you”]

This reminds me of that picture I saw of someone at an AIDS protest in the 80s that had a jacket that said, “When I die leave me on the capitol steps” or something like that

Also yes fuck those bastards make them have to face the human sacrifice they’re signing to line their fucking pockets.

[thesleepybabesclub]

This is American artist and activist David Wojnarowicz. ACT UP scattered the ashes of at least 18 of their members on the white house lawn in a series of actions starting in 1992, with the chant “Bringing our dead to your door / We won’t take it anymore”. This was done to protest the government’s "refusal to pass the AIDS Cure Act, inaction on drug profiteering, and unwillingness to establish a federal needle exchange program),”

[trashythingsgohere]

Dating Site for Trump Supporters doesn’t allow gays or lesbians but allows adultery

[trilllizard666]

also the dude that is pictured here has a conviction for filming sex with a 15 year old