A How To- Have A Marvelous Time Ruining Everything

Welcome to my trash blog and you are all my bitches.

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[catchymemes]

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[randopersonidk]

NEW MERCH

My niche is having these guys in average clothes. Dont put em in beautiful intricate outfits stuff em in a hoodie, t shirt and their PJ'S I NEEEED IT

[kosmogrl]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[aanya-on-the-sunny]

😂😂😂

All in a day's work All this happened within 8 minutes, my crew is unhinged, they have completely traumatized our new friend

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[tall]

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[mutationgirl]

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

[kvassretriever]

[treecitysessions]

I can’t believe this was a real tweet

[bubbleteavangelist]

popping my vagina into another woman’s vagina… candace owens is creating new forms of sex im not even able to visualise

[acid-aholic-reborn]

[buttpoems]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you can stroke my neck without it being an excuse to feel up the cursed amulet....you can focus on MY moans of pleasure and not just the amulet's sinister whisperings...... be honest when u press your ear to my chest, are u listening to my heartbeat or are you & the amulet doing pillow talk without me??

[anxietyproblem]