[menorahs-deactivated20180101]

I have been thinking about this for fucking hours

original video link

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

THIS IS LITERALLY GOING TO BE ME WHEN I EVENTUALLY TAKE SEMANTICS

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[suqmydiqtbh]

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

[prayraf]

lmaoooo khloe is me af

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[jadeesblog]

What tumblr has done to me

Sees Porn: no reaction

[markv5]

Когда ты накуренный и не помнишь, как выключается кран

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

slorp

[durbikins]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[lejazzhot]

[redlove3]

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

[tyleroakley]

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

[bpdbuttercup]

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

[taylormakaveli-deactivated20251]

basically

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[jorbin-deactivated20190512]

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

[arrogantdad]

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

[makethisalifetime]

I get so jealous because I know how easily replaceable I am.

I’m nothing special (via atrxc)

[umanyanko-deactivated20191003]

[jadeesblog]

You: hooty hoo

Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?