Bug Lover

26 she/her ♎️

[plushiepngs]

[saltwater-stranded]

seal in a bubble bath

source

[dialed-in-or-dilly-dallying]

Is this Seal dialed in or dilly dallying?

Dialed in

Dilly dallying

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[monkeywiki]

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[flanbolt]

[fnordseer5]

the pattern noticer's burden

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[yorickless-deactivated20260810]

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

[kii-tty]

[depsidase]

[pudulogy]