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The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny

brucebocchi

he’s mad that he can’t pee on people’s feet anymore

gahdamnpunk

Happy pride 🌈❤️💛💚💙💜

andichoseyou

taylor swift’s gayest lyrics + wlw in art pt 2

amazoogle

ruinedchildhood

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

thestateonmtv

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

thestateonmtv

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

dongcroncher

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

dongcroncher

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

normal-horoscopes

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

bittern

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

careerboyfriend

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

ratliker1917

I think the best part of recent American politics was when Trump had COVID and was just making the most completely insane statements imaginable from being pumped full of like steroids and tiberium or some shit.

butchflirt

I miss this

cannithebear

A poem

kehlso

losertakesall

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

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Ppl are dying Kim

rockhardgeologist

A prodigy

sindri42

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.